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James Bond ([personal profile] doubleohblonde) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-10-27 03:16 am
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Sex Ed [Monday, Period Five]

"Good afternoon, class. Congratulations to those members of the class who made the Homecoming Court," Bond began as the class seated themselves. "However I would like to remind you that Fandom does not practice droit de seigneur, just in case any of you were getting ideas." He only mocked out of pride.

"Now onto today's subject." He gestured at the thicker than usual handouts set out on the desks. "Which is foreplay.

"Now foreplay, which encompasses a wide variety of acts of varying degrees of intimacy, serves several purposes. In addition to the physical effects of arousal, for example the stiffening of the penis, or the relaxation and lubrication of the vagina, it can also help to relax the participants, creating an emotional state that is more likely to result in satisfaction for both partners. One thing to keep in mind when discussing or engaging in foreplay, is that not only are there a number of different techniques, but that no two people are going to have the same reaction to a given act."

"Now your handouts contain information on some of the more common forms of foreplay, and if you turn to the third page you'll find details of both the male and female erogenous zones, as well as diagrams showing where they are." Very detailed diagrams. Oddly enough, the female ones had directions for finding certain specific areas written on them. This probably wasn't for the benefit of flailier members of the class. Really. "I'd like you to spend the rest of the class discussing some of the outlined techniques with your classmates, as to whether you think they'd be particularly effective or not, either personally or in general."

[ooc: wait for ocd up.]

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Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 8]

[identity profile] stylin-wizard.livejournal.com 2009-10-26 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Alex Russo

Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 8]

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Effy Stonem

Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 8]

[identity profile] armybrat-lois.livejournal.com 2009-10-26 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Lois Lane

Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 8]

[identity profile] redandblueblur.livejournal.com 2009-10-26 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Clark Kent

Re: Listen to the Lecture - Sex Ed [Week 8]

[identity profile] redandblueblur.livejournal.com 2009-10-26 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Clark was stuck on the droit thing they weren't practicing. He was so looking that up later.

Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 8]

[identity profile] noearsyet.livejournal.com 2009-10-27 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
George Cooper

Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 8]

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Rose Hathaway

Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 8]

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Kyle Reese

Re: Talk to the TAs - PW [Week 8]

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2009-10-27 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Rose was there. And had no clue what the droit thing was, but she so wasn't asking Mr. Bond.
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Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 8]

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Jill McTeague
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Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 8]

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Bobby Drake