ext_250630 ([identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-09-24 08:09 am
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Swordplay - 3rd Period - 9/24

"I hope you're all done being traumatized from yesterday, because today we get to play with big phallic symbols."

Deadpool was so caring about his students.

"So, today we'll be looking into why we practice. Practice makes perfect. Hang in there, kitty. Soar. All those shitty motivational posters you see in the guidance counselor's office and mock on the inside while you smile and nod along with the idea that, yeah. It's totally a great plan to go in for an Sociology or Philosophy major without any plans to go onto grad school. There are dozens of jobs out there for someone like you! McDonalds is hiiiiring!"

Again, you can feel the love. Feel the love. Can ya feel it yet?

Deadpool cleared his throat, pacing to the middle of the room. Because this was important. Really now. "I want you to break off into teams of two and come up with a list of reasons why you all need to actually work on this shizzy. You know, the usual stuff. But I want something fun on it. Like 'Practice is important because then we won't get our hands cut off like a punk while we attempt to juggle swords even though the television warned us to leave this to professionals, but did we listen? Noooooo.' You know. Stuff like that."

A beat.

"And yes, next week you get to hit each other. Get your asses working on this."
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Re: Sign in!

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-09-24 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur Pendragon

Re: Sign in!

[identity profile] gotyourmateria.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yuffie Kisaragi

Discuss Practice

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-09-24 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
For serio.

Re: Discuss Practice

[identity profile] wantstocheer.livejournal.com 2009-09-24 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Claire knew the importance of practice, but she would be happy to discuss it with one of her classmates.

Re: Discuss Practice

[identity profile] gotyourmateria.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yuffie looked around and picked the closest person to partner with. "Practice is good because if you practice every day, not only do you get better, but you get to hit things all the time. Unlike with fights, which may not happen everyday."

Re: Discuss Practice

[identity profile] cutsthestrings.livejournal.com 2009-09-24 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Fiona blinked. People didn't think they had to practice? When talking about sharp metal objects?

...some people were dumber than she'd thought.

Re: Discuss Practice

[identity profile] death-of-hope.livejournal.com 2009-09-24 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"Practice is good because hitting things is always fun," Anemone said cheerfully.

Re: Discuss Practice

[identity profile] bloody-luck.livejournal.com 2009-09-24 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Mat laughed. "Especially if the bloody things deserve to be hit."

Re: Discuss Practice

[identity profile] brat-intraining.livejournal.com 2009-09-24 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Why wouldn't you want to practice?" asked Kennedy. "It's fun."
bitchy_smurf: (WTF)

Re: Discuss Practice

[personal profile] bitchy_smurf 2009-09-24 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Illyria was rather pleased that she wasn't staring at the instructor all by herself. "Indeed. Perhaps not as...fun... as a true fight, but....one uses blades because one enjoys them. Else why bother?"

Talk to the TAs

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-09-24 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
When they tag iiiin.

Re: Talk to the TAs

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-09-24 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur was there, thank you, and not at all happy to see everyone back to normal.

Except for where he was.
puppy_fair: (Headtilt)

Re: Talk to the TAs

[personal profile] puppy_fair 2009-09-24 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Zack was there, too, and he was quite--

-- Wait. People hadn't been normal yesterday?

Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-09-24 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Who was very much the theeere.

OOC

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-09-24 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Hung over class is hung over. God damn Sox.
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Re: OOC

[personal profile] puppy_fair 2009-09-24 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
WHY YES, MCDONALD'S IS HIRING.

*coughs and works on getting stuff ready for orientation for the new job*
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