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The Chef saunters into the cafeteria. Yes, saunters, like a damned cowboy. You can actually hear him singing Garth Brooks. He's got an evil look on his face. Well, mischievious. Das Schnitzel practically skips in with the same grin on her face. The school has gotten boring. People fighting. Nobody is sharing the love. This disturbed both the Chef and Das Schnitzel who were both hippies back in the day. But today, oh today they will share the love. They were going to stick love potion in the food but they decided to save that for Valentines Day. It was expensive after all.

No today was going to be quite...musical.

Hellu leettle-a buys und gurls! Tudey ve'fe-a gut sume-a fery speceeel fuud fur yuoo!

-Peunoot Bootter und Jelly Sundveeches

-Hem und Cheese-a Sundveeches

-A chueece-a ooff ieezeer putetu cheeps oor cheetus

Thees fuud is su guud, it veell hefe-a yuoo seenging! Hefe-a a guud dey keeds! Shere-a zee luve-a! Bork Bork Bork!

He figured he gave them some warning. But he didn't out and say that the PB&J will have you singing The Carpenters all day and the lucky kids who ate the Ham and Cheese will be groovin' to ABBA.

((I had to use the word saunters dammit. Stupid Wizard People, Dear Reader. It got it stuck in my head.))

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Sonia decides to stop by the cafeteria between classes. Ludwig follows her in, and blinks at the chef, obviously confused.

She translates the menu for him. [Anything you vant?]

Beethoven glances warily at the food, before pointing at one of the sandwiches.

[Vhichever has meat, I suppose. Zis is considered your lunch?]

Sonia ignores his second comment and smiles at the chef.

"Two ham and cheese sandwiches, please."

The Chef hands over two sandwiches
Here-a yuoo gu! Bork Bork Bork!

Sonia smiles at the chef and takes the sandwiches.

"Thank you!"

Beethoven merely quirks an eyebrow at the man, then takes a bit of his sandwich.