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The Chef saunters into the cafeteria. Yes, saunters, like a damned cowboy. You can actually hear him singing Garth Brooks. He's got an evil look on his face. Well, mischievious. Das Schnitzel practically skips in with the same grin on her face. The school has gotten boring. People fighting. Nobody is sharing the love. This disturbed both the Chef and Das Schnitzel who were both hippies back in the day. But today, oh today they will share the love. They were going to stick love potion in the food but they decided to save that for Valentines Day. It was expensive after all.

No today was going to be quite...musical.

Hellu leettle-a buys und gurls! Tudey ve'fe-a gut sume-a fery speceeel fuud fur yuoo!

-Peunoot Bootter und Jelly Sundveeches

-Hem und Cheese-a Sundveeches

-A chueece-a ooff ieezeer putetu cheeps oor cheetus

Thees fuud is su guud, it veell hefe-a yuoo seenging! Hefe-a a guud dey keeds! Shere-a zee luve-a! Bork Bork Bork!

He figured he gave them some warning. But he didn't out and say that the PB&J will have you singing The Carpenters all day and the lucky kids who ate the Ham and Cheese will be groovin' to ABBA.


((I had to use the word saunters dammit. Stupid Wizard People, Dear Reader. It got it stuck in my head.))

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[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

"A ham and cheese, please?" Kiki requests.

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The Chef hands Kiki her sandwich and wonders if she has a good singing voice.

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

Kiki finishes her lunch, and wonders why there are strains of "Take a Chance on Me" running through her head. She starts humming as she returns her tray.

As she leaves the cafeteria, the humming turns to her singing quietly under her breath.

"If you change your mind
I'm the first in line
honey, I'm still free
take a chance on me.
If you need me
let me know
gonna be around
if you got no place to go
f you’re all alone
when the pretty birds have flown
honey I’m still free
take a chance on me..."

[ooc: I KNEW that my near-encyclopaedic knowledge of ABBA, courtesy of long car rides and my mother's music selections, would someday come in handy!!]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Marty is currently at the clinic trying to be cured of his ABBA affliction. If you show up we could duet.]