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The Chef saunters into the cafeteria. Yes, saunters, like a damned cowboy. You can actually hear him singing Garth Brooks. He's got an evil look on his face. Well, mischievious. Das Schnitzel practically skips in with the same grin on her face. The school has gotten boring. People fighting. Nobody is sharing the love. This disturbed both the Chef and Das Schnitzel who were both hippies back in the day. But today, oh today they will share the love. They were going to stick love potion in the food but they decided to save that for Valentines Day. It was expensive after all.

No today was going to be quite...musical.

Hellu leettle-a buys und gurls! Tudey ve'fe-a gut sume-a fery speceeel fuud fur yuoo!

-Peunoot Bootter und Jelly Sundveeches

-Hem und Cheese-a Sundveeches

-A chueece-a ooff ieezeer putetu cheeps oor cheetus

Thees fuud is su guud, it veell hefe-a yuoo seenging! Hefe-a a guud dey keeds! Shere-a zee luve-a! Bork Bork Bork!

He figured he gave them some warning. But he didn't out and say that the PB&J will have you singing The Carpenters all day and the lucky kids who ate the Ham and Cheese will be groovin' to ABBA.


((I had to use the word saunters dammit. Stupid Wizard People, Dear Reader. It got it stuck in my head.))

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[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Hey... Can I have my ham and cheese sandwich grilled?"

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Unytheeng fur yuoo Merty.

The Chef hands Marty his sandwich and gives him a muppet-y wink.

Injuy! Bork Bork Bork

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty takes a bite. Mmmm..... Ham and cheesy goodness.

And he walks out humming "Dancing Queen" by Abba.

((*Gives Chef Muppet points for the fun*))