http://notsobadatall.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] notsobadatall.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-09-02 07:50 am
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Art 101 - Wednesday, 9/2 - Fourth Period

If anyone asked why an art class was being done in the Danger Shop, it would be hard to say if Nick would have an answer. At least, an answer he could give.

All the same, the room was set up in the style of a very pretty, somewhat rustic art studio with lots of windows and many easels and supplies stacked in the corner. There were desks, but only so many as the students might need and they took up a relatively small section of the studio that seemed to have a chalkboard added to it.

"Good afternoon, class," he greeted them as they walked in, a copy of the syllabus on every desk, "and welcome to Art 101. As the description on the class said, we will be studying art history... but we will also be applying those lessons in our own self-expression and the expansion of our understanding of what art is as well as what it has been in various times and cultures."

He half-sat on the desk, a little slouchy but still professional.

"Today, however, we start with introductions, of course, and a bit of free expression."

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Re: Introductions

[identity profile] formermayqueen.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Cordelia Chase, Senior and I like to buy art and look at at." Really expensive art, that she didn't understand, and would hopefully be bought by a rich husband!

Re: Introductions

[identity profile] formermayqueen.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Um, nothing too dark or depressing, and it has to match the decor."

She had no idea about art, she just knew what matched the drapes.

Re: Introductions

[identity profile] formermayqueen.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, yes. It's all about style. You don't want to go and buy a piece that is... abstract? That's the one with all the weird shapes and you have to stare at for a long time, right? Yes, abstract, that's it. Well, you don't want to buy an abstract piece in bold colors if your home is in muted pastels and flowers. And the opposite is true as well. Why go buy something that is flowers and light when your room is all sharp angles and dark colors?"

Re: Introductions

[identity profile] formermayqueen.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"If you can understand it, maybe. For the rest of us, it's all about looking good."

That was Cordelia in a nutshell.

Re: Introductions

[identity profile] formermayqueen.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Cordelia shrugged. "I thought we were either going to make art or learn about it, like in those 101 classes at college."

Re: Introductions

[identity profile] formermayqueen.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Cordelia shrugged and pulled out a notebook to take notes. "Well, I figured out the difference between prokaryotes, eukaryotes and viruses, how to stake a vampire and get demon blood out of designer shoes. Art should be easy."

Re: Introductions

[identity profile] formermayqueen.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, you don't have them in your world?" Cordelia didn't feel at all sorry for apparently shocking this guy.

"We have them. They're kind of like annoying bunnies with fangs, no matter how many you kill, there's always more popping up. And one of them is always coming up a way to end the world or send it to hell or something." She waved her pencil around a bit. "They kind of go 'poof' and turn into dust when you stake them, which is really gross if it happens to be raining out, because that ash never comes out of your clothes."