Rangering!, Friday, Period Four [ 08/14 ].

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

"Good afternoon, students!" The usual brusque cheer, the usual clearing in the hilly woods, a usual Friday afternoon for Rangering! Except for two things.

Students might benoticing a great deal of other visitors in the class today, furry visitors and scaly ones, winged ones and shelled ones. There were all sorts of critters and creatures everywhere today.

Also, Minsc was a lady. Despite his current feminitity, though, he was definitely still Minsc. Just with breasts and he was cutting a bit more of a svelte, though still muscular figure.

"I hope you find your day well," Minsc continued, "and if not? Suck it up! You're not the only one stuck in a woman's body! You know, there's this story I know about a girdle that changed your gender, but I have not equipped myself with any such item, so hopefully, it shall pass soon, like it did last time, without the help or cost of a priest to remove the curse."

"But enough about that! We're talking with animals today, not breasts, so it's always good to be in a good mood when you do that, because animals can tell that sort of thing and be really nasty if you don't like your attitude!"

"As rangers, as you have hopefully noticed by now, we must be very attuned to nature! We rangers do that by communicating with animals; if we did it with plants, we'd be druids, and they don't get nearly as awesome of weapons. So animals it is, then! Some rangers, like myself, are so attuned to animal communication that we have a faithful animal companion, right, Boo? Others of us are just naturally born animal communicators! It just happens, sometimes! Like waking up with a bosom."

"As for me, the advice I can give is this: animals are people, too! Just ones with claws and fangs and other things to hurt you with. So be respectful, keep in mind that they are other intelligent creatures and be mindful of cues: warning cues, welcoming ones. Pay attention to how they respond; be warm and inviting. Don't make sudden moves, unless you're dealing with something that is trying to get you to prove yourself. To help, there are a variety of delicious things for animals to eat available; many of them will be glad for the gift, but watch out! Some may be offended by the bribe. Communication with animals is often just about feeling it; it is not something that can be taught, but something that must be lived."

"I will do my best if you have questions! About animals, that is! I can't help with the girl thing, I'm afraid."

[[ OCD is on the way took its sweet ass time, but is finally up! ]]

Comments

Sign In! -- 08/14.

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

ALL PRETTY AND GIRLY!

Re: Sign In! -- 08/14.

[saikyou-no.livejournal.com]

Kenshin!

...Who looks pretty girly all on his own.

During the Talking Bits! -- 08/14.

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

If you can focus on talking bits when your teacher (and probably yourself) have been turned into a girl.

Re: During the Talking Bits! -- 08/14.

[saikyou-no.livejournal.com]

Kenshin was staring. Just a little.

Re: During the Talking Bits! -- 08/14.

[cutsthestrings.livejournal.com]

Fiona was staring... because she had no idea this place did things like that to people.

Re: During the Talking Bits! -- 08/14.

[cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com]

Zayne took notes, as per usual. He was also trying to ignore any breasts, especially ones that shouldn't be there, especially his own.

Re: During the Talking Bits! -- 08/14.

[heromaniac]

Momoko was torn between giggling at the others in the class and being relieved that she hadn't turned into a boy again.

Talk to the Animals! -- 08/14.

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

For which there will be many threads of different animals to chat with!

Talk to a Rabbit! -- 08/14.

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

This adorable little rabbit seems to have created quite the masterpiece! Ask him about his art! Or hopping! Or being a bunny! Who knows what he shall reveal, or maybe he'll just let the carrot speak for itself.

Talk to a Demon! -- 08/14.

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

Or what claims to be a demon, but upon closer inspection, it appears to just be a dog dressed up like one. A demon dog! He is very intimidating.

Talk to a Seal! -- 08/14.

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

Who might be expressing how you feel about this assignment with a flipper promptly to his face.

Talk to a Flan! -- 08/14.

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

It's a Flan! It's so adorable!

Talk to a Hedgehog! -- 08/14.

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

No, he's not really fast and collecting gold rings, but he does seem to be doing a great Flan impression!

Talk to a Horse! -- 08/14.

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

It's a horse, of course, of course! Just don't call him Mr. Ed.

Talk to a Bear! -- 08/14.

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

This bear has a keyboard! He's a musical bear! Maybe he'll play you something!

Or just try to eat it.

Talk to a Peacock! -- 08/14.

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

Even if you're a very pretty girl, he'll probably think he's still prettier than you.

Talk to a Cat! -- 08/14.

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

True to the class, this ranger cat is ready to discuss all the benefits of being a ranger.

Talk to Boo! -- 08/14.

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

And, of course, what class about animal companions is complete without your very own chance to ask Boo about all the wisdom of the world. Although keep in mind that Minsc is keeping a close eye on you; he's very protective of his hamster.

Target Practise! -- 08/14.

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

And, of course, Minsc encourages everyone to practise with their rangering weapons...

Sparring! -- 08/14.

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

...and with each other! He especially encourages those of a different gender to test out how sparring goes with a different body and centre of gravity!

Talk to the TAs! -- 08/14.

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

If they're both not girls, Minsc will be a little sad, because then he can't make fun of them!

Re: Talk to the TAs! -- 08/14.

[bitchprince]

Arthur looked like he wasn't dealing with this well. In fact, he looked as if if Minsc as much as glanced towards him, he would promptly rip out Minsc's pretty little eyeballs.

He enjoyed having a penis and the humiliation of being stuck like this was making for a tetchy, tetchy knight.

Re: Talk to the TAs! -- 08/14.

[notasuiciderisk.livejournal.com]

Eric was thinking it would be really nice to spend some time right now hacking things to bits.

No, he wasn't so much enjoying being a girl, why do you ask?

Talk to Minsc! -- 08/14.

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

Comment on how he seems to actually have some hair as a woman!

Re: Talk to Minsc! -- 08/14.

[furious-maximus.livejournal.com]

Max had been out of the apartment early in the morning, but when he'd realized that a number of the males in town were suddenly not, he'd known exactly what he needed to do. So he stopped by Minsc's class to check out on his housemate.

OOC! -- 08/14.

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

God damn, I love Grace Jones.

Re: OOC! -- 08/14.

[thatsamilkshake]

I am sorry, did you say something? I was too busy staring at the hot.