Wrestling Club, October 14

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::Ash stands in the gym with his clipboard in his metal hand, the real one holding an icepack to his jaw::

Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! I'm not even sure who the hell is part of this club anymore.

Everybody, give me your name, and then I will announce fight pairing based on attendance. New technique instruction will begin next week, when I am no longer suffering from personal injuries. ::grumbles::

Names, NOW!

::taps his foot, impatiently::

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[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::clutches the icepack to his face::

Normally, I'd volunteer, but I slipped in the shower and hurt myself, baby, so... no way.

You could always wrestle an imaginary bear. Naked.

::realizes he said that last part out loud::

Um, just kidding, baby.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*voice completely devoid of sympathy*

Aww, poor baby. Want Auntie Callisto to kiss it better?

*looks at nails*

Naked wrestling isn't really my thing not solo at least.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Really? Damn... and here I was, with my hopes all up and everything.

::sits down::

Sorry I can't do anything for you today, baby. Maybe next week we can hit the mat together, or something.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Your hopes? I've never heard it called that before.

*pats Ash's thigh shoulder*

Maybe next week. I prefer beds to mats, but if that's your kink, who am I to judge?

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::nods::

Good job. Keep everything together, that's the plan. ::clutches his icepack, protectingly::

Now, baby, I guess unless you got a better idea, you can go home... looks like I don't have anything for you to do except watch. ::shrug::

[ooc: I am so teh dead from this whole exchange. Poor subtext-impaired Ash]

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Well, I do have one involving whipped cream and honey, but I'll save that for someone who can recognise an offer when they see one.

I'm more of a doer than a watcher unless it's Crichton and Lee, so I'll see you next week.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::waves::

Me too, baby. Me too. I'll take you up on that match next week, promise. ::wink::