Wrestling Club, October 14

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::Ash stands in the gym with his clipboard in his metal hand, the real one holding an icepack to his jaw::

Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! I'm not even sure who the hell is part of this club anymore.

Everybody, give me your name, and then I will announce fight pairing based on attendance. New technique instruction will begin next week, when I am no longer suffering from personal injuries. ::grumbles::

Names, NOW!

::taps his foot, impatiently::

Comments

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

"Got your guards, pal? I've already had my face rearranged, I'd rather not have it removed."

*offers to help with guards*

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

You kids get cracking! I wanna see somebody cry before the day is out! Move, move, move!

::laughs::

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

"Thanks" ed says, securing the guards. "Yeah, i heard about the 'face-rearrangement', the whole thing didn't sound like fun"

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

"Wasn't," Han says tersely. "You set? Let's go."

He closes to grapple with Edward.

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

Edward gets scared and wants to run away acts brave. "Yeah ready" he says as he takes position on the mat, ready to wrestle.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Han--semi-crazed half-smile on his face--catches him around the waist and tries to drop him to the mat.

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

Ed grabs Hans arms and tries to throw him off balance, or at least hold on to Han to make sure he doesn't fall to hard.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Han keeps his balance, but takes Edward down easily but gently. The mat gives enough that neither gets hurt. He's glad of that, no sense looking like he did a couple weeks ago.

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

Ed makes an 'unph' noise as he lands on the mat, but he isn't hurt. "You know, i think Ash is just being sadistic for pairing us up. I mean, you fight guys like Jayne in your spare time and i hardly have muscles so...Ah well" Ed gets up again.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

"Don't fight guys like Jayne for fun. I won't hurt you. Just want a little exercise, and to look good in front of my boyfriend." He nods to where Bagoas is watching from the bleachers.

Han doesn't bother to get up, but rather sweeps a leg across the mat, trying to knock Edward's feet out from under him.

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

"Right" Ed says, and immediately gets disracted by Bagoas watching. Despite his lowered attention he sees the leg-sweeping motion, and manages to avoid it by making a very un-manly jump while shrieking like a girl. "Waw, that was mean".

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

"not really. Standard takedown number six. Now you're gonna make me get clear back up again and try to bring you down again?"

Han climbs to his feet.

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

"oh right, you got a good point there" Ed says, and ponders the possible ways for an attack. When he sees Han getting up he manages to grab his arm, bend it, and with the use of his knees turn Han and get him to lie flat on the mat. this is where Ed does a victory dance. "This what you thinking about?"

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Han, now furious from memories, twists and rolls, reversing their position. "Actually this was." The half-smile has deepened into a scowl.

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

"Gah, i would be impressed if the oxygen to my brain...wasn't cut off...by your arm" Ed tries to not give up, but then he's starting to turn a bit blue-ish, and thinks begging for mercy isn't such a bad idea after all. "Han? Can't...breathe...and i'm not really into asphixiation, either" *gasp*

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Han shakes his head and lets up quickly.

"Sorry, Edward."

He stands and offers his hand down to help Edward up.

"Maybe we'd better call it a day?"

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, that'd be good, thanks" Ed says as he grabs Hans hand to get up, touching his throat. "You're a good wrestler, Han" he says, and smiles.