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How to be Awesome | Week 5 | Period 6 | Mon. 8/3
Barney appeared in the classroom looking amazing as always in a brown suit with burgundy shirt and perfectly patterned tie. He could have stepped off the cover of a GQ and right into their lives. True story.
He took a look at the class assembled and grinned, "Ah, it seems everyone is back to themselves and ready to move on with repression! I've got just the thing for it today. Ready? No, seriously, this is going to blow your panties right off!" He waited till he thought the suspense was strong enough. "POETRY!"
Amazing, no? "I know, ladies, you're wondering what poetry will do for you while the men are wondering why they never thought of it before! As a panty-melting agent, the original poem has much to offer, especially considering how freakishly easy it is to write one. Most forms of poetry require no effort whatsoever, but the easiest of them all is the Haiku, which is what you all will be writing today! The standard haiku has three lines of syllables: 5-7-5. String together some words, unbuckle your belt, and say 'arigato' to our Japanese friends for their efficiency in getting you laid." He paused to offer the TAs papers to pass out as was their duty.
"Let me read you some of my original compositions as can be found on my blog. Read it, live it." He cleared his throat.
Laser Tag
light cuts through the smoke
where is my foe now? Only
his corn dog remains
Barney paused, expecting applause or stunned silence - both were victories in his mind, LILY.
Wingman
wingman O wingman
please save me from the fatties
it's your sworn duty
"I know, it's provocative. Take my examples and expand on them! The sky is the limit, or really, your lack of imagination and ability to count five syllables, seven syllables, and five syllables properly. Go!"
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He took a look at the class assembled and grinned, "Ah, it seems everyone is back to themselves and ready to move on with repression! I've got just the thing for it today. Ready? No, seriously, this is going to blow your panties right off!" He waited till he thought the suspense was strong enough. "POETRY!"
Amazing, no? "I know, ladies, you're wondering what poetry will do for you while the men are wondering why they never thought of it before! As a panty-melting agent, the original poem has much to offer, especially considering how freakishly easy it is to write one. Most forms of poetry require no effort whatsoever, but the easiest of them all is the Haiku, which is what you all will be writing today! The standard haiku has three lines of syllables: 5-7-5. String together some words, unbuckle your belt, and say 'arigato' to our Japanese friends for their efficiency in getting you laid." He paused to offer the TAs papers to pass out as was their duty.
"Let me read you some of my original compositions as can be found on my blog. Read it, live it." He cleared his throat.
Laser Tag
light cuts through the smoke
where is my foe now? Only
his corn dog remains
Barney paused, expecting applause or stunned silence - both were victories in his mind, LILY.
Wingman
wingman O wingman
please save me from the fatties
it's your sworn duty
"I know, it's provocative. Take my examples and expand on them! The sky is the limit, or really, your lack of imagination and ability to count five syllables, seven syllables, and five syllables properly. Go!"
[Course Information | Roster ]