http://slapbetcommish.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] slapbetcommish.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-07-07 04:55 am
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Debt! And How to Get Out of It- 1st Period- Class #1

When Lily met the class, she greeted them with a cheery, "Hi, guys. I brought cookies. Feel free to take some to munch on. And now that I've won your adoration, for those of you who don't know me, I'm Ms. Aldrin. This class is all about debt, but I promise it's not going to be all heavy scary. I know some of you are going to be going off to college or out into the real world eventually, and want to give you a good basis on how you accumulate massive amounts of debt and how you deal with it so you're not freaking out all the time."

Lily was much better at the first thing than the second. Shhhh.

"We're going easy today, so I just want to know your name, your class, and if you had a million dollars, what would you spend it on? And I don't want to hear this 'I'd save all the starving children' crap. Let's be realistic: what's the most frivolous, off-thee-wall thing you'd do with it? Don't everyone say 'booze and whores.'"

Re: During the lecture

[identity profile] gudspellr-claud.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
JUNK FOOOOOOOOOD. Claudia was totally in love already.

Claudia was easily bought.