fandomhigh | Ethics & Etiquette - 1st Period

The main campfire may not have seemed like the best place to learn about etiqutte, but that's where you'd be proven very wrong. Because Captain America said so. And he's physically incapable of lying.

True story.

Removed it before they super soldiered him up.

"Gooooood morning Vietnam! Deadpool in the hizzy!" Please. Someone make him stop watching Cribs. PLEASE.

Steve--who could lie, and simply chose not to whenever possible, no matter what Deadpool told anyone--kept a wary sidelong eye on Deadpool for a moment, then turned to the class and said, "It's probably for the best if you ignore him. So, hi, I'm Steve Rogers, and I used to be Captain America. And he's Deadpool."

"And I didn't used to be Captain America," Deadpool added helpfully. "Not shiny enough. I like cotton, not the weird space age fabric everyone's favorite drunk Tony Stark is tossin' around these days."

"And you're Canadian." And insane. "But that's not the point."

At least he didn't shimmer. "He's right! The point is, that--what is the point again?"

"The point is that this is a workshop on ethics and etiquette. And we're your teachers," Steve said, addressing the students again. "We'll be presenting opposing viewpoints on how to behave in certain situations, and you can decide for yourselves who's correct."

"Me," Deadpool said, raising his hand in the air. "Totally me, bee tea double ewe. But first we'll need to get to know you all. Getting to knooow yooou. Getting to know allll abooouut yooou!"

Steve cast him another wary look, then told the class, "By which my...esteemed colleague means introductions. Name, class, and where and when you're from. Pretty basic, right?"

"But they'll be doing that all week," Deadpool whined. "How about we do something fun? You all hafta sing it. And make us feel the emotion. He may be a less coked up Paula, but I'm the Canadian, husky voiced Simon. So, make it good."

"I have no idea what he just said, but I'm willing to go with it," Steve said. Possibly because arguing with Deadpool was bad for one's sanity. "You have to phrase your introductions in the form of a song."

Deadpool frowned at him. "You need to watch more TV, man."

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It might be her turn? But Elle was pointedly looking down, searching for something in her purse she wasn't really searching for.

Singing in the shower was totally different than singing in front of a bunch of people she didn't know omigod.

"Miss?" Steve asked her. "Would you like to introduce yourself to the class now?"

Elle looked left then right then finally up at her professor. "Oh! Hi. You mean me? Okay, sure." She cleared her throat. "Do I have to sing, seriously?"

Steve nodded. "Seriously. Following instructions is important, don't you think?" Even if they were crazy Deadpool instructions.

"Y-Yes, sir. Extremely important. I totally understand and I'm sorry it's just that I -" she lowered her voice "- don't usually sing except in the shower, alone omigod and I'll go now."

She cleared her throat, ignored her super hot face, and sang to the rhythm Old Mcdonald.

"I'mmmm Elle Woods from California, Bel Air to be exact. Aaaaand I'm a Gemini Veg-e-tarian, just like my dog too. I'm a sophomore now, fifteen and cute, single, and I love pink."

The end.

Steve smiled at her and said, "See, that wasn't so bad, was it, Elle?"

"Not too bad, I guess," she replied honestly, grinning. "Even kind of fun in a different introduction sort of way. I'm sorry for hesitating, Professor Rogers, it won't happen again."

"I promise not to hold you to that," Steve told her.

Elle laughed lightly. "Because I'm just a teenager and normal teenagers usually balk at odd things like singing an introduction? Or because you don't know me and if I did it once I'll do it again?"

"Because the other teacher of this class may give you some pretty weird instructions," Steve said.

"I think Professor Deadpool is super funny but does he always wear a costume?" she asked, curious. "I'm not complaining, just curious because I kind of wonder what he looks like."

"Pretty much," Steve said with a wince. "Professor Deadpool has...a skin condition."

"Omigod, I had no idea." Elle was shocked. "I just...there was mentioning of glitter in his mask and I just thought he was playing... dress up."

"Well, that too," Steve said. "It's traditional where we're from."

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