Art of Seduction [Wednesday, Period Four]

[doubleohblonde]

Class was in the Dangershop, but unlike usual, Bond was not.

This state of affairs lasted long enough that any prudent-minded student would likely count it a win and leave early. However, just before any could, there came an almighty explosion from the vicinity of the doorway, and there appeared a vision in white, with an impeccably curled blonde wig, pants he'd quite possibly been poured into, and a ruff that most men would kill for. Striking a pose, Bond (for it was he), proclaimed "It is I, Lord Flashheart. Huzzah!" He paused and tossed his cape back over his shoulder, obviously expecting the class to answer with a huzzah of their own. "Flash by name, flash by nature. And I'm not talking about speed. Woof!" This last was accompanied by a hip-thrust.

Someone was going to be searching for his dignity at the bottom of a glass come this evening.

'Lord Flashheart' stalked dramatically over to the front of the class proper. "To get those young fillies and squires where you want them you need to be confident, sure, devilishly sexy, and just plain awesome." Much like his greeting, this was also proclaimed, and accompanied by the odd random hip-thrust. "In short, you need to be me."

"And impossible as it may seem to approach even a morsel of my awesomeness, it can be done. But there is only one way to do it, you must..." He paused. Dramatically. And posed. Also dramatically. "Act like me. Starting now. You must speak like me, walk like me, make entrances like like me, and take what you want, like me."

"Huzzah!"

[ooc: wait for ocd is up. huzzah!]

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Comments

Sign In - Seduction [Week 6]

[doubleohblonde]

Like you're as awesome as Lord Flashheart!

Re: Sign In - Seduction [Week 6]

[icecoldfrost]

Emma Frost

Pre-Flashheart - Seduction [Week 6]

[doubleohblonde]

Enjoy your brief moment of sanity for the class.

Swoon at Lord Flashheart! - Seduction [Week 6]

[doubleohblonde]

Because he's just so dashing!

Boggling or trying to contain laughter are also acceptable reactions.

Re: Swoon at Lord Flashheart! - Seduction [Week 6]

[icecoldfrost]

Emma had been gathering up her things to leave, but was now rooted to her chair in sheer horror.

Oh god, her brain. Emma was going to have nightmares about this for the next week.

Re: Swoon at Lord Flashheart! - Seduction [Week 6]

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

...........

Liir's nerves were just about shot already. Now, they had been hanged, quartered, and possibly even wolverined.

Re: Swoon at Lord Flashheart! - Seduction [Week 6]

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

Helen just stared. There was no way in hell she was going to attempt to behave like this... crazy man.

Re: Swoon at Lord Flashheart! - Seduction [Week 6]

[bitten_notshy]

Jack turned purple as he muted his laughter with his fist. He didn't know what had happened, but this was hysterical.

Re: Swoon at Lord Flashheart! - Seduction [Week 6]

[wantstobehuman.livejournal.com]

George wasn't swooning. Or boggling, exactly, or trying to contain his laughter.

He was just a bit stunned, unable to stop staring at 'Flashheart' with a look that said nothing so much as, "... Huh?"

Re: Swoon at Lord Flashheart! - Seduction [Week 6]

[bad-nose-job.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness.

...

Oh my.

It was terribly hard to avert her gaze away from that hip-thrust. Oh dear.

Re: Swoon at Lord Flashheart! - Seduction [Week 6]

[nevertobequeen.livejournal.com]

Thanks to Mr. Algren, Morgana had a touch of experience with teachers who had completely, and hopefully temporarily, lost their minds. That didn't make this any less strange to watch though.

Re: Swoon at Lord Flashheart! - Seduction [Week 6]

[trigons_child]

Boggling was definitely Raven's reaction.

Re: Swoon at Lord Flashheart! - Seduction [Week 6]

[ashockingbitch]

"I think I've had this hallucination before," Jenny muttered as she stared at Lord Flashheart.

Re: Swoon at Lord Flashheart! - Seduction [Week 6]

[i_vanquish_evil]

Van Helsing's just going with the 'WTF?' and 'Oh HELL no' on this one. That is all.

Act like Flashheart! - Seduction [Week 6]

[doubleohblonde]

Because you know you want to be him.

Dress like Flashheart! - Seduction [Week 6]

[doubleohblonde]

He's provided a wardrobe, just be glad he's also provided changing rooms.

Make an Entrance like Flashheart! - Seduction [Week 6]

[doubleohblonde]

There are doors to dramatically push open, there are explosives to throw at them as you do so.

There are safety protocols to protect you from the logical results of doing both at the same time.

Talk like Flashheart! - Seduction [Week 6]

[doubleohblonde]

Make innuendoes at the moddable objects of seduction. Thrust your hips!

Seduce like Flashheart! - Seduction [Week 6]

[doubleohblonde]

Or not, he's probably not paying close enough attention to tell.

Talk to Flashheart! - Seduction [Week 6]

[doubleohblonde]

This may be your only chance to bask in his glory!


Since he'll likely be killing himself once the venom wears off.

Talk to Flashheart's TAs - Seduction [Week 6]

[doubleohblonde]

Since they're much less likely to hip-thrust at you.

Re: Talk to Flashheart's TAs - Seduction [Week 6]

[icecoldfrost]

Emma was much, much less likely to hip-thrust at you. If you asked nicely, she might even be willing to go in and try to erase the memory of this class ever happening.

Re: Talk to Flashheart's TAs - Seduction [Week 6]

[bitten_notshy]

Jack had a very fine hip thrust, but no, he wasn't aiming to show it off. he was still smirking about class as a whole.

OOC - Seduction [Week 6]

[doubleohblonde]

What happens when I can't think of a topic for class.

LORD FLASHHEART HAPPENS!

Re: OOC - Seduction [Week 6]

[trigons_child]

"Thanks, bridesmaid. Like the beard. Gives me something to hold on to!" *hipthrust*