Detention, Danger Shop and Beyond, 8 AM till 2 PM

[chosehumanity]

"Morning," Mitchell greeted; he was starting to look less like he'd been on a bender the longer he was staying off the blood, and so this morning he actually looked fairly fit and chipper for the job. "You're all here because you've misbehaved, and the school's appointed me for your punishment. I'm Mitchell." Beat. "Don't call me professor. It makes me feel old."

He left the sign-in sheet on the desk at the front of the class.
Zack Fair
Tony Foster
Karla
Morgana
Fiona Post
John Sheppard
Jaina Solo

"Today, we're putting you all to work," he said, "We've got a lot of dead alligators out there, so I hope you know how to get out some bloodstains. Then we'll come back around to the Danger Shop for lunch and you'll hear the rest of it."

Mitchell grinned at the class. "We'll have proper detention." It was possible that, for all his heartfelt dedication to the job of being human, he wasn't, in fact, all that good at it.

"Oh, and let me know if you're squeamish."

Mitchell used to clean at a hospital. He had different ideas about disgusting.

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Re: Coffee Circle

[wantstodirect]

"A Shadowlord from another dimension," Tony said. "Are you normal?"

Re: Coffee Circle

[chosehumanity]

"As normal as it gets," he said, sounding halfway convincing. Just, you know. A little old.

Re: Coffee Circle

[wantstodirect]

"Then how'd you end up here?"

Re: Coffee Circle

[chosehumanity]

"I needed a job," Mitchell said, "It happens."

Re: Coffee Circle

[wantstodirect]

"Yeah, but why here?" Tony asked. "Did you throw a dart at a map and it hit this tiny interdimensional island?" Because in Fandom, being normal was not.

Re: Coffee Circle

[chosehumanity]

"Someone got me a folder," he continued, "It seemed as good a place as any."

You just keep on with those not at all obvious lies, Mitchell.

Re: Coffee Circle

[wantstodirect]

Tony wasn't buying it but he wasn't going to cross-examine a teacher. Much. "I guess we just got lucky then," he smiled. If Mitchell took that as sarcasm, then Tony'd assume Mitchell hadn't looked in a mirror lately.

Re: Coffee Circle

[chosehumanity]

Mitchell had too much of an ego to take it as sarcasm, so he grinned. "Have another scone," he said, graciously.

Somewhere, George was facepalming.

Re: Coffee Circle

[wantstodirect]

"Thanks," Tony said, helping himself to a scone.