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Care for Magical Creatures; Friday, Period 2 [ 04/10 ].
The students would find a sign on the classroom that requested that they relocate to the Danger Shop, and, once there, they would find the usual Sword Coast terrain that Minsc typically set up. Once the small crowd had gathered, he did a quick head count, nodded, and began.
"Now," he said, "I'm sure you're all sick of transforming stuff as of late. First, transforming into zombies and then transformation of the mind. We haven't talked much of those. Transformations of the mind, ones that mess with your head not in a way that just makes you feel confused or befuddled or motionless, but ones that make you really think you're someone else. The most common for of that here, of course, is gremlin bites, and we can't exactly do anything to prevent them at the moment because they are only taking up on what we owe them, although, really, they certainly didn't show any modesty in collecting, now, did they?"
"Either way, that's probably already more that what you'd like to hear about transformations today! We probably want to forget about them for a while. So today, we'll have a nice therapy day."
And, of course, therapy day to Minsc meant...
"Fighting!" A small collection ofmoddable weapons and armour showed up on the scene and now, little things could be seen moving through the trees behind them. "We shall let out our frustration with these....demons..." Funny, those 'demons' looked an awful lot like gremlins. But, of course, they weren't! It wouldn't be right by the treaty to fight gremlins. Demons, however, as similar they looked to gremlins...
Minsc cleared his throat. "Yes, demons here, need to be vanquished! Take up a sword and vanquish to your heart's content! I will join you in the theraputic fighting!"
"And, for those of you who do not find fighting to be cathartic today, Boo will take you to the other side of the Shop, where there are cute cuddlymoddable animals to play with and care for instead. They'll need feeding and playing with!"
"And, finally, extra credit to anyone who wishes to tell about their experience either as a zombie or fighting them!"
[[ OCDon the way is up! ]]
"Now," he said, "I'm sure you're all sick of transforming stuff as of late. First, transforming into zombies and then transformation of the mind. We haven't talked much of those. Transformations of the mind, ones that mess with your head not in a way that just makes you feel confused or befuddled or motionless, but ones that make you really think you're someone else. The most common for of that here, of course, is gremlin bites, and we can't exactly do anything to prevent them at the moment because they are only taking up on what we owe them, although, really, they certainly didn't show any modesty in collecting, now, did they?"
"Either way, that's probably already more that what you'd like to hear about transformations today! We probably want to forget about them for a while. So today, we'll have a nice therapy day."
And, of course, therapy day to Minsc meant...
"Fighting!" A small collection of
Minsc cleared his throat. "Yes, demons here, need to be vanquished! Take up a sword and vanquish to your heart's content! I will join you in the theraputic fighting!"
"And, for those of you who do not find fighting to be cathartic today, Boo will take you to the other side of the Shop, where there are cute cuddly
"And, finally, extra credit to anyone who wishes to tell about their experience either as a zombie or fighting them!"
[[ OCD

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Apparently it took kicking gremlins to make a man feel halfway normal.
His next went sailing far into the treetops. That one was for trying his best-- and still failing. "Close enough never won any battles."
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"Am I gettin' a lecture, here? Seriously?"
Reno didn't really seem to mind. If anything, it was like Arthur was grooming him to go back to Tseng and his lectures, somehow. "You want I should keep tryin' until I nail it, now?"
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Rusty kind of got people killed. Reno didn't want to think that he was getting rusty, either.
He snagged another gremlin that had wandered a little too close, and sized up the tree again. One step back, two steps forward, a decent punt, and-
"Bullseye!"
Reno was now sticking out his tongue and humming a victory theme of some sort.
Re: Talk to the TAs -- 04/10.
Yep.
He was just helping Reno make sure he wouldn't be rusty.
Some part of him wondered if he really was going completely out of his mind.
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Which left Reno standing there with a toothless green thing hanging from his hair.
"That was... different, yo."
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Insanity. Or spending too much time cooped up in one room with Leto. (It was neither. Even back home, Arthur liked to keep knights-to-be on their toes by punching them in the face when they least expected it)
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Which, really, should have been a given anyhow. "You like keepin' people on their toes, huh? Looks like Fandom's reserves are gonna have their work cot out for 'em."
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This time, he wasn't going to dance about it, though.
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