Cafeteria [Wednesday, Lunchtime]

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

It was all Mac's own fault, really.

She'd gone and said that she was avoiding them, so of course, one of those helpful little gremlins came and found her, and bit her. Hard.

So, that would explain why she was standing centre stage on one of the cafeteria tables, addressing the gathered crowds - her screaming, adoring fans - in pink tights, shiny white boots and a little dress with sparkles.

That banana she's holding? That is a microphone, yes.

And she's going to use it.

[So, she thinks she's Hannah Montana. The girl really did have it coming to her for broadcasting everyone else's embarrassment! The cafeteria is open for your boggling and/or lunching needs, obviously.]

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[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

No, no she did not know about that.

That was a shame, wasn't it?

Hannah Mac bounced off the table, going down into the crowds to meet her fans. This was the best part!

[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

And the money continued to stare. As was it's job. It's creepy, creepy job.

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

The staring was a little creepy, wasn't it?

Might be a stalker. Oh god.

She tried smiling. If the fan smiled back, or waved, or gleed, something like that, she might not have to call her security people in.

[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

The money managed to do... none of those things. Because it was a pile of money with googly eyes. Googly eyes that stared right into your soul.

If only it's theme music would play instead of this teenybop thing.

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Oh, but Hannah would take requests!

... You know, if he thought he could make them.

As it was, she just saw a creepy staring boy. The trials of being a popstar were that you did get some of these.

[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

It was only trying to help her! Didn't she want to help her adoring fans also save money by switching to Geico? Did she have no heart for them?

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Apparently not! WOE.

"Did you want an autograph?" she tried.

Of course, she kept a stack of signed photos on hand for occasions just such as these. Sometimes the fans needed a little distraction when she tried to make her exit.

[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

Only if that autograph was on the papers of a Geico policy. Because look at all that tempting money. With it's beady little eyes. Don't you want to have more money?

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Hannah was actually doing quite well for money, thank you! Mac, if she was herself and not mid-delusion might appreciate that sentiment more.

"I could sign your chest if you want?"

It was what all the rock stars did, right?

As far as she was concerned, he still had one of those just right for signing. The girl really knows how to deal with potential stalkers, obviously.

[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

The money just staaaared in response. Because it was on a mission. A mission from Geico.

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Well, it was lucky that Hannah Mac took the initiative then wasn't it?

She out pulled a couple of pens that were tucked in the pocket of her dress, and scrawled a signature on the money. Nice and large for her special starey new fan!

She proceeded to add a red glittery heart with the second pen. Aww!

... Poor Teddy.

[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

Teddy was going to be so confused when he came to. But for now... he took it as a good sign. Someone was realizing how much they could save with Geico.

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Maybe she was!

Or she was just caught up in the excitement of her show. She'd... probably sign anything, if it sat still long enough.

Never mind.

She waved at the stack of money she thought was a fan. "You enjoy the rest of the show now!"

And if he was still sat there staring in a little while she'd send her security team to deal with him.