Business 101, Monday [3-23] First Period

[notanactualfairy]

"Good morning, everyone," Jean-Paul said. He might look a little thin and tired this week, but that was totally none of anyone's concern. "I hope you enjoyed class last week with--" he consulted the memo he'd found in his inbox about his replacement. "Mon dieu. I hope you survived class last week with Monsieur Deadpool." He stood, stunned, for a moment before rallying. "Right. New topic this week. It seems appropriate. Your business is in trouble. Profits are down. Way down. Perhaps the business has been badly managed before you arrived. Perhaps Deadpool visited. What do you do to start turning this ship around? Bonus points will be awarded for laying off as few people as possible.

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Re: Discuss

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

"Well, my business will be just me, so I'm not sure I can fire myself," he said, thinking of his future Expediting business.

Which was a fancy term for Truck Driver.

"Guess I'd bust mine trying to haul everything around better. Pick up business somewhere."