fandomhigh | Detention, Danger Shop, Saturday

When the students came into the Danger Shop on Saturday morning they would notice that it had been turned into a giant bedroom. A giant bedroom that had six sleeping bags arranged in a circle in the center of it. Marshall, being in charge here, obviously got to have the bed. The students would also see a sign in sheet when they came in so they could let Marshall know they were here:

Chuck Bass
Marco Conrad
~~Alex Russo~~
Hoshi Sato
John Sheppard
Sam Winchester

The man in charge of said detention, Marshall, was standing in the center of the bedroom wearing a nightgown.

"Ahem."

Oh, right, nightshirt. He was standing in a nightshirt. Whether or not he was wearing underwear under said nightshirt was up for debate.

"Hey guys. I guess I don't really need to introduce myself since you're either from my class--" He nodded at Sam, Hoshi, Alex and Marco. "--one of my friend's enemies--" Marshall looked over at Chuck. Then he nodded at John. "--or some teenage boy that I drank with in the bar and now feeling kind of odd about seeing in a teaching capacity. Welcome to detention. I've never really done this type of thing before and I haven't been in detention myself in a couple of years so I didn't really know what to do for this...but last night I was watching 13 Going on 30 I was like, hey! Let's have slumber party."

Hard to believe this man was married to a pretty hot chick, huh?

"Before you get too excited, there isn't going to be any sleeping. Everyone knows the first person that falls asleep at a sleepover gets their hand put in hot water and then pees themselves. Which is just cruel and never funny," Marshall said. "It's not funny when your brothers do it to you at a sleepover when you were nine and it's not funny when your best friend does it to you when you're twenty-four and asleep on the couch."

One of these days Marshall was going to learn to stop talking before he shared too much information.

"And, since this is detention, I couldn't really let you guys have too much fun. So we're having a girl's sleepover. Yeah, Hoshi, Alex, you're getting off easy. I don't think you're in here on purpose anyways. Don't worry, guys, I got boys and girls pj's and it's not like we're playing Spin the Bottle or anything. It's just...well...you'll see."

Marshall had the feeling Spin the Bottle wasn't a school-approved activity anyway. "Don't worry; there's cool stuff to do too. Prank calls, Truth or Dare, that sort of thing. Okay, so, get pj'ed up and get started. I'm gonna go over to the bed and watch TV. Call me if something disastrous happens."

What? He wasn't in detention. He could do what he wanted. He might even take a nap.

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"I know you like to call me a girl, but I'm really not one," Sam said.

"For god's sake, Winchester, be a little bit more secure in your masculinity," Chuck said. "It comes off."

"I'm plenty secure," Sam insisted. "I think you just want to see me poke myself in the eye or something."

Chuck smirked. "It's not that hard to do."

Then again he had spent plenty of time as a girl and was actually kind of good at that sort of thing.

"Well, that's good for you. You can get made up all you want then," Sam said sarcastically. "I'm sure the eyeliner would look lovely with your eyes."

"I didn't realize you spent so much time checking me out. I'm flattered," Chuck said, blowing him a kiss.

Sam glared at Chuck, trying not to let himself get too angry. "I don't have much of a choice since we're stuck here together. Did you actually do something to get into trouble?"

"I didn't do a damn thing," Chuck replied. "Surprised?"

"Completely," Sam said. "But it's good that you're staying out of trouble."

"Who said I was staying out of trouble?" Chuck asked. "I'm just not getting caught."

Sam rolled his eyes. "Of course. God forbid you should actually behave yourself for more than a few hours at a time. The world might end."

"Now if I behaved myself I wouldn't be me," Chuck told him. "And you'd miss giving me disapproving looks, admit it."

"Oh yeah, I'd really miss trying to teach you about basic human morality," Sam said. "I'd get so bored."

"Is that what you've been trying to do?" Chuck asked. "Here I thought you just liked feeling morally superior to everyone else."

"I guess I can't deny that I like feeling superior to you, since you think you're better than everyone else," Sam admitted.

"I am better than everyone else. In most ways," Chuck said, looking smug. "When it comes to morals, it's all you, Sam."

"Aww, thanks Chuck. I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me."

"And here I thought me thinking dirty thoughts about you was a big compliment," Chuck said, not really caring that John was right there and could hear every word.

"Yeah, somehow, that's not quite as much of a compliment," Sam said dryly.

"That's because you're not looking at it the right way," Chuck told him.

"And what's the right way?" Sam asked.

"Well, think about it. I've been having sex since I was eleven. I've been with all sorts of people in many different countries. Models, actresses, twins..." Chuck said, not being able to keep from bragging just a little. "Let's face it, I can have whomever I want. And I find you attractive. You should feel special."

Sam wasn't sure what made him blush more, the idea of Chuck genuinely finding him attractive, or the fact that Chuck had been having sex for so long. "Uh, you're right, I didn't think about it like that," he admitted. "Thanks, I guess."

"You're welcome," he said, grinning at the blushing. Sam was such a dork. "Always glad to put things into perspective."

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