ext_250630 ([identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-03-16 12:21 am
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Business 101, Monday [3-16] First Period

Today when people filed on into class, they might have noticed a tiny change. Very tiny.

"Morning kids! Yes, I know my ears aren't nearly pointy enough, nor am I snooty enough to be
teaching this class, but... Here I am. Deal with it," Deadpool said cheerfully. "Your teacher can't be here right now so I'll be filling in for him despite no business experience in the slightest."

Oh, this was gonna be fuuuuun.

"So, to keep up to date with you kids, we're going to discuss the most recent events in the economy of note. Of note to me, so... we're going to review the epic battle between Jon Stewart and Jim Cramer. My money's on the comedian, honestly. He took out the guy in the bowtie already. He's ready for blood."

"Now, feel free to look over the footage detailing the brawl and tell me who you think was the winner. And I fully suggest you fight amongst yourselves over it. For my entertainment."

A beat.

"I'll even give you a gladiatorial set of weapons."