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Dana Whitaker ([personal profile] fear_of_fish) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-03-09 04:41 am
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So You Want to Make a TV Show- 2nd Period- Class #9

Dana didn't worry about things like hellos this week. She'd lost an hour and was still paying for it. 'Hello' could suck it, her extra words saved were her way of getting some time back. "Last week I gave you all cameras? I hope you used them, and moreso I hope you brought them back."

Once the footage had been handed in, Dana let everyone reload with new tapes and said, "And today what we're going to be directing. You should all probably know what that is. The director is the one who gets the pretty credit where everyone goes 'Oh, he or she is the person who put this all together.' Now, you're going to find that there are really different types of directors. A television director has different responsibilities than someone who works on film who is different than someone who works on stage. Even in TV, live television is going to be different than filming a sitcom. And even when you're filming a sitcom, things change depending on whether you use a live audience or not, and I'm so glad you can't tell when they do that because I don't need a laugh track, I know when to laugh, thanks. Or maybe they still do it and I just haven't cared. Whichever.

What you're going to be doing is filming each other. It's very simple. You may have even gotten practice at it last week. You're going to point a camera and practice bossing each other around. This is something an episodic television show director does more than someone who's doing a sports show, but we're going to be dealing with our stuff more later anyway and I'm sure most of you already have ideas in your head of what you think you should do so let's get that out of your systems. One person will talk. It doesn't matter what you recite; you can write your own, you can choose a monologue from one of these books up here at my desk... I don't care what you say, that's not the point. Whoever's directing is going to be telling you how to stand, make sure you're in frame, keep others out of the shots if you don't want them there, and make sure things look the way you want them to, along with making sure the person who's talking at you cooperates. Which is usually the hardest part, so have fun with that."

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] inthereflexes.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack Burton

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] robinthefrog.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Robin

Re: Hand in your homework

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Dinah handed in her tape of herself, Blysse, and Blind Seer (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomtownies/3711483.html) looking for furred fish and searching for teal deer yesterday.

Re: Hand in your homework

[identity profile] decoder-rings.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Hannibal handed in a film of rollerskating (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomtownies/3692735.html) with Adora. He was kind of proud of it.

Re: Hand in your homework

[identity profile] swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Claire handed in some thrilling tripod-shot footage of herself watering Penelope's plants.

At least she remembered the assignment?

Re: Hand in your homework

[identity profile] robinthefrog.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Robin handed in footage of several of the woodland creatures getting ready for spring. IE, showing off their diving/swimming/running/jumping/climbing trees prowess.

Re: Hand in your homework

[identity profile] inthereflexes.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack turned in his video from work (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomtownies/3694794.html).

Re: Hand in your homework

[identity profile] stocksgrrl.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Turtle turned in a tape labeled Not for the weak-hearted, which contained 35 minutes of handwavey Jeff-rant about a jangled mash involving what basically boiled down to how nipples would save the world from gelatinous monkey creatures, and then ten minutes of what happens when you program Liz the robot guard dog at the store to attack Apu and the poor man's attempt to beat it away with a mop and prayers to Krishna.

It was just about the best tape ever.

Re: Film each other

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Tony should so be taking this class with her. Dinah picked up a camera and started filming, then put it down to sort through the monologues.

Re: Film each other

[identity profile] robinthefrog.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Robin giggled a little as he pointed his camera at her. "Good good, now look studious."

Re: Film each other

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Dinah faked a studious look, taking notes, then grinned. "Four score and seven years ago... no, maybe I should do something else."

Re: Film each other

[identity profile] robinthefrog.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"Maybe something from Bitterwoman."

Re: Film each other

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Dinah snorted. "Yeah no. No one's getting me on tape tying someone up. Or stomping on them."

Re: Film each other

[identity profile] robinthefrog.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Robin giggled, possibly for a completely different reason than she was. "Okay, do what you think best."

Re: Film each other

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"'Highs today of 95 degrees and winds of 12 miles per hour guarantee that windsurfing off the coast of the Caimans will continue to be awesome. Wear your sunscreen, and be sure to avoid the pod of dolphins migrating across the current, they've got babies with them. No wiping out on the junior swimmers! That's your Weather and Traffic report for Toluga Bay, I'm Dinah Lance.'"

Re: Film each other

[identity profile] robinthefrog.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Very nice! Makes me want to go wind surfing. Or swimming with dolphins."

Re: Film each other

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Great." Dinah grinned, holding up her camera. "Your turn!"

Re: Film each other

[identity profile] robinthefrog.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Taking his cue from Dinah, he decided to try one of his uncle's old news broadcasts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXtF3ljgVTk).

"Hello, I'm Robin, your Muppet on the Street, and I'm talking to Christopher Columbus."