The History of the Zora; Monday, Fourth Period [08/02].

[in_sidon_we_trust]

"Hello, there," Sidon, of course, was clearly ready and eager to get started with class that week, all toothy smiles, pumped fists, and grand gestures as he greeted his students with the usual energetic aplolm, "my intrepid Zora historians! I hope you are ready to dive," would that choice of word ever not be amusing?, "into more of the thrilling tales of my people! Last week, we learned of a brave king and his faithful queen, and this week, we shall hear of another great king of the Zora, one that I am rather fond of myself, I must admit, because he is none other than my very own father!

( King Dorephan Stands His Ground. )

Sidon finished his tale with a bright, eager grin, his eyes shining with pride and the excitement that one day, another Zora would stand in a classroom much like this one, regaling another group of students with tales of another future king's brave exploits.

"So! What do you think of that tale? And have you any thrilling stories of a leader's unprecidented bravery in the face of such a threat? You know I should love to hear tell of it!"

Anger Management- Monday- 2nd period

[gotyoucookie]

Sure, class could have been held in the Danger Shop.

But no, today you were actually handling real weapons with the purpose of managing anger. Really this town might need more doctors starting right about now.

"Welcome to axe throwing!" Nick greeted them once everyone had gotten to the Devil's Nest and it's newly very large axe range. "Today you will throw axes. Now you might be wondering, how do you throw an axe? Well here's how." He picked up an axe. "You pick up the axe from the handle. That's the non-dangerous side." He threw the axe, hitting somewhere on the outside of the target. "And then you throw the axe into the bullseye. Now you're going to want to be careful because sometimes they can rebound, and if that happens I'm going to have to ask you to not get hit by the axe you threw."

And then, as an after thought, "Also don't throw axes at classmates."

Adventures in Sheep Farming, Monday

[doesnotkneel]

"Since clearly you lot don't know how to embrace freedom," Edward said, as he awaited the students in the Danger Shop barn.

He was holding a shovel.

"Why don't I remind you wankers of what the sheep farming life is really about?" He nodded towards the barn behind him. "Miles of shit. Shovel it outside. Can't let the bloody sheep sit around in that filthy mess now, can we?"

Joke was on Edward - sort of. Every other sheep was a rainbow sheep.

Turned out rainbow sheep shat rainbow sugar candy. Who knew?