Well, Rory told me she's got a birthday comin' up. An' the other night in the common room, she was talkin' about, um, how cool an' weirdly cute and stuff a vampire puppy might be. So. Um. You can't tell Rory about this because it's supposed t'be a surprise, but...*in a rush* I'm lookin' into that for her an' are you goin' to fail me now?