2017-01-08

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Library, Sunday

Rufus eyed the books from the entrance to the library.

They didn't have eyes, but he was reasonably certain they were eyeing him back. They were lined up in two neat rows, like spectators waiting for a parade, and the parade was supposed to be starting right then and there.

Since he was, in fact, expected to work at the library, and their lines went straight to where he needed to be...

"Only this once," he informed them. "And, please, do this for anyone else who comes in too."

He imagined it would be more amusing to watch than it was to endure.
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Adulting 101- Monday

Class was in a regular classroom today, where Kitty was standing at the front. "First off, sorry about last week. Holidays should be forbidden on weekends, it messes up timing for everything. So, welcome to Adulting 101. My name's Kitty Pryde-Barton, I'm not really picky on what you call me, and this class is going to teach you some of the things you need out in the real world," she said. "Because I went to a boarding school and then decided to go to college and get my own place and there were so many things I had to figure out the hard way. And I wish I could say there's an ending to that, but I figured out otherwise when I learned what a pain in the ass it is to legally change your name when you get married." Seriously.

"So since this is our first class-" because she failed. "-I want you to tell me who you are and where you come from. I come from a present day Earth perspective, so if I need to adjust things, might as well find out now."