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fandomhigh2009-01-09 08:27 am
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Care for Magical Creatures; Friday, Period 2 [ 01/09 ].
When the students arrived for their class today, they'd find themselves in just a regular old classroom. But not for long.
"Good morning, younglings!" Minsc, the very large fellow with the scars and the armour and the tattoos and...the hamster...greeted the students boisterously, pounding a fist down on the large desk in front of the blackboard. "Welcome to Care for Magical Creatures! I am your teacher, Minsc, and this is my companion, Boo! In a moment, we shall get started, but at the moment, there is something very important we must do first! These desks! They are evil! They are restrictive! Up! Up out of the desk and quickly, children, we must destroy them entirely and make some proper space in this room!"
"Up, up!" Minsc waved his arms to encourage his students to his feet and, with a great, guttural sort of battlecry, he lifted his foot and kicked it straight into one of the desks. It went flying from the impressive blow, toward the front of the room, smashing into a thousand pieces against the blackboard and settling in a small pile of broken legs and pieces.
"Well? What are you waiting for? Vanquish these desks!"
[[please wait for the OCD is ready for battle! ]]
"Good morning, younglings!" Minsc, the very large fellow with the scars and the armour and the tattoos and...the hamster...greeted the students boisterously, pounding a fist down on the large desk in front of the blackboard. "Welcome to Care for Magical Creatures! I am your teacher, Minsc, and this is my companion, Boo! In a moment, we shall get started, but at the moment, there is something very important we must do first! These desks! They are evil! They are restrictive! Up! Up out of the desk and quickly, children, we must destroy them entirely and make some proper space in this room!"
"Up, up!" Minsc waved his arms to encourage his students to his feet and, with a great, guttural sort of battlecry, he lifted his foot and kicked it straight into one of the desks. It went flying from the impressive blow, toward the front of the room, smashing into a thousand pieces against the blackboard and settling in a small pile of broken legs and pieces.
"Well? What are you waiting for? Vanquish these desks!"
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Re: Discussion -- 01/09.
Re: Discussion -- 01/09.
Re: Discussion -- 01/09.
Reno could drink most of those squirrels under the table.
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Re: Discussion -- 01/09.
"Nah. Not that bad. So far as I can tell, you offer 'em booze, and they'll be good to you, so long as you read the notes for 'em."
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