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Nathan Algren ([personal profile] shiroi_tiger) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-01-07 09:29 pm
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American History, Period 2, 01/08

When students entered the classroom today, they would find not one, but two men standing at the front. One of them was probably familiar to some of them, the other one was a new face... Although his wardrobe probably needed a little updating.

"This, boys and girls, is your all-purpose catchup class on the history of the United States of America," the new teacher said, straightening out his brown duster coat as he surveyed the group. "I'm Nathan Algren." A pause. "Captain Nathan Algren. Just call me Algren if you have to call me anything at all. And I imagine a few of you already have a passing acquaintance with my associate and your other instructor for this class, Mr. Durden."

The younger man stepped out with a slight grin and folded his arms. "Right, I'm Tyler Durden," he supplied. "And, just to break all of your hearts, I'm not blowing anything up in class this term. Call me Tyler, Mr. Durden, Sam might even get away with calling me a Stickbug, I am not fussy. Anyhow, as Captain Algren told you, this is American History. We're going to try to get from pre-Columbian times through current events and hit the turning points along the way."

"Because I'm more than a few decades behind the times," Algren continued, "I'll be taking the brunt of the workload for the first half of the semester, covering whatever I can right on up to America's centennial year. Mr. Durden will take it from there, bringing the lot of you up to date." And bringing Algren up to date as well, but he wasn't going to tell that to the class. "But today, we're going to take pity on you all and get introductions out of the way."

"We want to get you started thinking about history as a living thing," Tyler said. "Something you can interact with and have opinions about, not just a set of dates blah blah blah. So we'd like you to stand and state your name, grade, and one historic figure -- and it can be your world's history, if you aren't from the U.S. -- who you would like to confront."

"We're going to be pretty open as to the definition of 'confront,' here. It can be someone you want to tell off for choosing to do things a certain way, someone who you would like to start a coup against, or even somebody who you think needs a punch to the face." Algren wasn't picky, here. "And then tell us why. For example, I'm Captain Nathan Algren, I'm co-teaching this class, and I would personally like to have a long, serious chat with Lieutenant Colonel Custer for not opening his eyes before getting most of his men killed. But we'll get to that in another class."

"The one before your midterms," Tyler added helpfully. "And I would like to have a long discussion with Mahatma Gandhi and see if we could come to an agreement over the necessity of violence." Possibly with hitting, but the class didn't need to know that.

He gestured to one of the students. "You can start. And Ms. Yamanata, see me after class, please."

[OCD is up! Class roster, rules, and syllabus are located here!]

Re: Introductions!

[identity profile] thismaskiwear.livejournal.com 2009-01-08 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Katchoo was sitting very firmly in her seat; she wasn't about to willingly volunteer information. Besides, out of all the people she wanted to challenge, none of them were historical figures.

They were too behind the scenes for that.
tyler_gone: (Just my luck)

Re: Introductions!

[personal profile] tyler_gone 2009-01-08 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Tyler skipped past her and let another student go, then circled back to her. "Katrina?" he asked, remembering her name (if slightly wrongly) from class that summer. "Name, rank, historical figure."

Re: Introductions!

[identity profile] thismaskiwear.livejournal.com 2009-01-08 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Katina," she answered, but with less hostility than most teachers might get. She glanced around, sighed, and continued, "Junior, and I never paid enough attention in history to pick someone. I dunno. Whoever it was who sat on their ass and let AIDS become a huge problem."

She hadn't been making much of an effort to speak clearly enough for everyone to hear her as it was, but her voice had dropped even further by the time she finished.
tyler_gone: (indulge)

Re: Introductions!

[personal profile] tyler_gone 2009-01-08 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sorry. Katina," Tyler repeated, with a little grimace. "I think the whole government kind of pretended it wasn't their problem for a while. Don't know if I can put a name to it."

He thought the answer was definitely interesting, though.

Re: Introductions!

[identity profile] thismaskiwear.livejournal.com 2009-01-08 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Katchoo huffed and shrugged one shoulder. "Yeah. That's the problem, innit?"
tyler_gone: (really rather intense)

Re: Introductions!

[personal profile] tyler_gone 2009-01-08 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"It usually is," Tyler observed. "People make decisions, nobody takes responsibility, everyone else gets" -- he managed not to swear -- "the worse of it."

Re: Introductions!

[identity profile] thismaskiwear.livejournal.com 2009-01-08 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a little unsettling, but in a good way, to have a teacher actually agree with her instead of telling her she was being too cynical, and Katchoo nodded. "Yeah. Yeah, exactly."