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notanactualfairy ([personal profile] notanactualfairy) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-01-05 05:08 am
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Business 101, Monday [1-5] First Period

"Bonjour," Jean-Paul said to his class once they were gathered. "I see we have a small group this semester. I do not know whether that is due to the dismal economy or because of my reputation, nor do I care. I am Monsieur Beaubier, and this is Business 101. In this class you will learn how to make money. You may wonder what I could possibly know about that, considering I teach at this school for a pittance of a salary, and the answer is, I do not need the money. Astonishing as it may seem, I do this because I want to. I am rich, children, so pay attention.

"The first few weeks of this class, we will discuss theory, and then we will begin practical applications. Your syllabus should be ready for you by next week. For today, I would like for everyone to introduce themselves: name, year, why you are in this class. Then, since that should take all of two minutes, you will read this article on business in general and tell me what you think the most important aspects are. Be prepared to defend your decision."

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] yourwhiteknight.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Harvey Dent

Re: Introductions

[identity profile] scary-jeff.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hi!" Jeff announced, not quite chirpy, but somewhere near the Jeffian equivalent. "It's Jeff!"

Before Fandom, people never remembered him. Now he was starting to have the hope they did. "My girlfriend's setting up interuniversal franchising," he said, which as far as he was concerned explained everything.

Re: Introductions

[identity profile] gameknowsgame.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"Blair Waldorf," Blair said. She was glad she had a teacher who had money. Hopefully that meant he knew what he was talking about. Besides, rich people were always of better quality than poor. "I'm a junior. I'm in this class because one day I'll be in charge of the Waldorf Empire and I want to be sure I have all the skills necessary."

Also it looked good on transcripts for Yale.

Re: Introductions

[identity profile] joan-notjane.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm Joan Girardi and I'm a junior," Joan said. "I decided to take this class because I'm not sure what I want to do after college, but I figure knowing about business is a good idea."

Re: Introductions

[identity profile] inthereflexes.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Jack Burton," he stated, "and I'll own my own distribution business after I graduate."