Survive Your Own Cooking - 3rd period - (12/10)

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

There was a lot of tinsel in class this morning. Deadpool was even vaguely tempted to try and weave it into some sort of fabric there was so much.

If he could weave.

He was almost certain there was a video on youtube to explain it.

"We have almost not time left in the school year so I suppose I should come up with something for you kids to do for your final," He said, picking tinsel off his mask. Bleh. "How about you all bake me delicious cookie and we see how it goes with a glass of milk, Hmmm? I mean, I do wear red and give people things. Usually not gifts, but that's far from the point."

If only he had magic reindeer and Elvin helpers...

"Anyway! Figure out what you're baking and bring it in for your final for me to try. If I go blind... you fail."

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Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Enjoy the blow off day!

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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Ned spent the lecture picking tinsel out of his hair. It proved harder than it sounded.

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[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"Dude, what happened, your Christmas tree explode?" Hurley joked.

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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"I don't even have a Christmas tree," he said woefully. "No, this stuff was raining from the sky this morning. Or maybe it was just a cloud right above me."

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[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"...Wow, I musta been sleepwalking this morning or something," Hurley said. "It's kinda scary if I was that oblivious."

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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"Well, maybe it missed you?" Ned suggested. "I mean, it's not blanketing the island so it must be hit or miss or something."

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[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"Oh," Hurley said. "...so it's scattered showers of ... Christmas cheer?"

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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Ned thought about that before he nodded. "I guess? I don't really know considering it usually snows where I'm from. Tinsel is...new."

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[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"It doesn't snow in California," Hurley said. "So this all is really new to me."

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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"I dunno if it snows here," Ned said thoughtfully. "If it does, it'll probably snow something like...plums or something."

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[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"Sugarplums, probably, at this rate," Hurley said with a chuckle.

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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"Good in pies," Ned said without really thinking. "But man, that would make a mess when they hit the ground if they didn't fall softly."

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[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"Man, yeah," Hurley said. He made a face. "Ew."

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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"I think that'd just be a required umbrella day," Ned said. "Or a day to stay inside and be one hundred percent sugar plum mess free."

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[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"Maybe a day to hang a net outside your window," Hurley joked.

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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"Always nice to get free ingredients," he agreed. "You can have some of my tinsel if you want."

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[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"Heh, thanks," Hurley said. "Maybe I can cover my droid in it."

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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"Kaylee has one of those," Ned said, recognizing the name. "Does yours make milkshakes?"

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[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Hurley shook his head. "Mainly just... delivers stuff."

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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"Like for a job?" Ned asked.

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[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"Like, messages and stuff," Hurley says. "And small packages. It's not really big."

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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"Oh, that sounds useful," Ned said, nodding. "Save you time if you've got packages and letters and stuff."

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[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"It makes awesome little beeping noises," Hurley said. "But, I think my roommate doesn't like it."

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[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

Dōjima alternated between trying to look up cookie recipes that she could justify lighting on fire and trying to make herself a very pretty tinsel crown.

What? It would be a sin to let all the shiny things go to waste!

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[likethegun]

Sam didn't usually mind the length of his hair, but now that he was covered in tinsel, he was finding it a bit more problematic than usual.