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The Chef slides into the cafeteria wearing nothing but a man's shirt and some tighty whities. It is not known whether or not the Chef just rolled out of bed or if he was really trying to impersonate Tom Cruise. Das Schnitzel walks in behind him, not dressed like Rebecca DeMornay, and apparently enjoying the view the Chef was giving her.


Guud effternuun leettle-a foxes! I epulugeeze-a fur beeeng su lete-a tudey, ruoogh neeght lest neeght. Unyveys, I hupe-a yuoo ell vute-a tudey. Vuteeng is zee must impurtunt theeng yuoo cun du fur yuoor cuoontry. Des Schneetzel und I sooppurt yuoong Drecu Melffuy boot dun't let thet swey yuoor vutes...boot iff yuoo deed let us knoo, nu reesun free-a cuukeees.

Fur Loonch tudey ve-a hefe-a:

-Cheeckee und Reece-a Suoop

-Freeed Reece-a (I mede-a tuu mooch reece-a vhee I ves mekeeng zee suoop)

-Cheeckee Stur Fry

-Sooshee (Des Schneetzel mekes it fresh!)

Und ixpeceeelly fur padmeofnaboo I hefe-a mede-a yuoo tecus und gut yoo a buttle-a ooff Jeck Duneeels .

Hefe-a a guud dey leettle-a cheeldree! Bork Bork Bork!

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