Lifestyle Seminar, here today.

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Slartibartfast comes into his classroom/kitchen and sits down a the table.

There is a collection of bottles and glasses in front of him.

Okay, alcohol and its relation to lifestyle... any thoughts?

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He realises that he's being stared at.

Do you have something to contribute to the discussion, young man? Your friend here has supplied me with this intriguing leaflet, which I shall study at my leisure. I was entertained by your essay ... I can't imagine me being photographed naked with a lampshade on my head. Pass me that bottle.

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Draco passes the bottle.

"Well sir, when people get too much alcohol in them they do things that I'm sure even they wouldn't have imagined doing sober. Though I am sure you are able to hold you liqour better than most people."

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Lily is suddenly very glad that she stopped after two glasses of punch at the dance.

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Me? Hold my liquor? He looks at the bottle in his hand. I seem to be doing fine.

He furrows his brow briefly

Ah, you mean managaging to drink without exhibitating the deleterious effects of excess. I think it's only fair to point out that I'm completely unfamiliar with alcohol, and have no way to gauge my likely levels of tolerance.

He looks at the bottle again.

Is this one mine?