Survive Your Own Cooking - 3rd period - (11/12)

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"Good morning kids! At last it would be a good morning if any of you had wanted an A for the day and brought me coffee, but... We'll have to just live with caffeine-free B's I guess."

Oh, he was so very disappointed with them. So very disappointed.

"Today we'll be making pasta! Since I know you all can boil water without exploding anything-- and no, that isn't me giving anyone ideas about trying to add any sodium to it. Salt, yes, sodium no. Just as a word to the wise if anyone just so happens to be carrying it around in their pockets for the off-chance if might come in handy someday." Deadpool cleared his throat. "Which I don't do with my pouches. Shut up and get into groups of two!"

There was flour, salt, eggs and oil out and ready for them to use today. "Now, you can either have some fun like kids and Mario Batali, of course, and make it by hand... Oooooor you could go the lazy way and have the mixers do it for you. But that pasta better be the best damn thing I've ever tasted in my entire life or so help me god I will give you all F's that don't really mean anything!"

Scaaaaaary threats, right?

"Your partner can try making a sauce while the noodles are being made, mmmkay? Have fun!"

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Make Pasta!

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...it's like making play-dough!

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Pasta wasn't Ned's specialty but he remembered days of spaghetti and spaghetti leftovers so he was happy to about imitating that.

He grabbed a pot and dumped some water in it before setting it on the stove and going about boiling it.

The noodles got broken in half so no one would have to slurp and set aside until the water started to boil.

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Jeff had some flour, and some other things, and somehow, they would have to go together to make noodles.

Needless to say that, after a couple of minutes, Jeff's face was covered in flour, and roughly half of it was where it was supposed to be-- a sticky, sticky mess in his bowl.

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"Hey Jeff," Hurley said. "Want to partner up?"

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Jeff blinked, then looked up at Hurley, presenting his nearly unrecognizable, batter-stained hands. "I think," he said, "Pasta's a bit of a hazard."

That wasn't just a yes, it was a cry for help.

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"Whoa," Hurley said. "You got all sticky, dude." He chuckled.

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"I think I probably need more flour," Jeff said, in a rare moment of insight, "I'd rather not poison mister Deadpool, he's already kidnapped me once." Even if they had gotten along a bit.

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"Yeah, I wouldn't want that either," Hurley said.

Pause.

"Wait, dude kidnapped you?"

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"I'm dating one of his minions," Jeff said, with a sort of apologetic shrug that implied what can you do? as he tried to remove the dough by shaking his hands a lot. It was sort of working. "He takes it very seriously."

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"Mister Deadpool has minions?" Hurley said. "Like... evil minions?"

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"Turtle's not evil," Jeff argued, immediately, wiping his hands on the side of the bowl. "She's not even near to naughty."

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Dōjima looked at Deadpool as if he were more insane than usual, and then cast a wary glance at the Wokling (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/1935520.html?thread=122227872#t122227872) she had balanced on her hip.

Dōjima was not an idiot, she knew a potential disaster when she saw one.

Which is why she grabbed things to make the pasta. This would be bad enough, if she tried to do the sauce, it would result in someone (or something) going to the clinic. That task was best left to whomever she ended up partnered with.

"Yub?"

"No. Not a toy."

"Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuub..."

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Sam eyed the mixer warily, nervous about using an appliance like that. But, he treated it well, and amazingly enough, it was nice in return, and gave him decent enough dough to make his pasta.

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