Survive Your Own Cooking - 3rd period - (10/29)

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There was no teacher in the room today. There was, however, a very large pile of candy, some eggs and a note.

Um... hi. Deadpool's a little-- out to lunch right now. He says to take some candy and use them for your omelettes. I don't wanna know, so I'm not going to ask and neither should you. Go be good children and drink, or whatever it is you kids do to be irresponsible nowadays. --Your Friendly Neighbourhood Weasel.

Yes, candy omelettes. God help anyone's stomach who tried to eat them.

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Re: Make An Omelette!

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Sam wasn't sure if he wanted to make an omelette he wasn't going to eat, so he made one without candy in it, and set the candy to the side instead, for dessert.