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Survive Your Own Cooking - 3rd period - (10/8)

There weren't any cooking implements today. There was, however, some popcorn.

And what looked like a television that had seen better days. For some reason Deadpool had decided the school needed an AV department that reflected highschools across the country. Luckily for the school and all sanity involved, he got bored after one TV and decided to just have it be the random television in his classroom.

...

He missed Fabian so damn much right now.

"Good morning kids! Today, you're all going to watch the proper way to treat food and travel. The Anthony Bourdain way. So, start smoking, swearing and being as bitchy as humanly possible!"

A beat.

"Okay, so I copped out on this class. Cut me some slack! I have an AV department to plan!"

Zoe would never even know what hit her! Seriously.

"Enjoy!"

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Like Chuck!

Ned

Jeff Murdock

Chuck Bass

Dōjima Yurika

Hurley Reyes.

Marco

Wendy Watson

John Sheppard

Jamie Madrox

Cal Stephaides

Sam Winchester

Brooke Davis

Oh, Bourdain... So bitter.

Easy classes were all right with Ned especially during a week where he was trying to figure out how to take a girl to a dance and not mess it all up.

So, he was half watching and half thinking.

Television. GOOD. She wasn't sure she had the attention span to try cooking today.

Grinning, Yurika helped herself to the popcorn and settled down to watch and/or nap.

Hurley watched this guy with a strange fascination.

He had plans now.

Edited 2008-10-08 18:33 (UTC)

"Can't we watch something else?" Jamie whined. "Like Dirty Jobs. Or Good Eats?"

"I don't have the good ones on my TiVo---NO! Bad Madrox! Bad!"

"But It's Mike Rowe! He constantly gets pooh flung in his mouth! That counts for food!"

"Only for you!" Deadpool shot back. "And, sure, he has that rugged look about him that's so appealing these days, but we're watching the angry chef now. Deal with it!"

"But he's thin and gangly!" Jamie protested. "And I bet he smells like an ashtray!"

"Exactly!" Deadpool replied. He rested his chin in his hands like a schoolgirl. "I wonder what would happen if he and Janice Dickenson had a baby..."

"You mean besides being able to stick an entire person's head in its mouth?"

"...yes. Other than that!"

"And the ability to flay the meat off anyone's bones with their withering sarcasm?"

"And then to cook them!"

"And made with a sauce combining their bile and cigarette tobacco."

"You say that like it's a bad thing."

"You telling me that you'd eat that?"

"Well... no. But I would gleefully watch someone ELSE do so."

...

"I just gave you an idea for next week's class, didn't I?"

"Oh, you better believe it."

"I'm calling in sick."

...yeeeeah. Work killed my brain.

...you make me want to watch Kitchen Confidential.

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