http://veryarthurdent.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] veryarthurdent.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-10-03 12:51 pm

History in Living Colour - Friday, Period 3 (Week 5)

"The events of the past don't always match up with what's written in history books. Someone I once knew said 'history is written by the victors' but that's not always true. Sometimes it's written by the people who couldn't comprehend what really happened, so they made it up or tried to reconcile what really happened with what makes sense in their head. Sometimes it's written by people who weren't there, so they made a good guess. This ties back to good old Arthur, but I'm afraid today won't be as simple as playing with swords and answering a question.

Welcome to the Roanoke Colony, 1588. This was the first serious attempt by England to establish a permanent settlement in the Virginia Colony, but the colonists who came here disappeared. Guesses were made about their untimely demise or abandonment of the colony, but they were largely wrong.

The historians of the time didn't say it was zombies, although that word, really, could have come up with something better, because they couldn't comprehend what a 'zombie' was. The reanimated dead aren't new, they just weren't embraced until around the time of Mary Shelley. There's a perfectly logical, scientific explanation for the living dead, a couple in fact, but I won't get into details. Why pass up a chance to explain it? Because we're in the middle of the colony and the undead colonists, ravaged by their condition and trying to survive by feeding and making more of themselves, are closing in on our scent. In this trunk," he said, kicking the wooden box at his feet, "you'll find whatever tools you think you need to survive. Say it out loud and the Danger Shop will have it appear when you open the trunk. Within reason. No weapons of mass destruction, if you please. I'd go with a political joke, but if you've heard one, you've heard them all. Go on then. You're a survivor of the Roanoke Colony. Survive. Try to get to the boats down by the shore. You wanted history in living colour? You're about to get it. Oh, and practical exam next week. Just a little thing. Sink or swim type scenario, but if you can get through this, you won't have a problem. Brush up on Japan, late 19th century. Or your people skills. They'll probably help more."
likethegun: (i'm making my o rly? face)

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[personal profile] likethegun 2008-10-03 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sam didn't even need to look at Dean to know that he was probably very happy, and Sam had to admit that he was kind of amused as well.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[identity profile] joan-notjane.livejournal.com 2008-10-03 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Joan was... vaguely disturbed by this.

"I don't know anything about fighting zombies," she said.
likethegun: (i'm smug and satisfied)

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[personal profile] likethegun 2008-10-03 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not something you're used to having to deal with, huh?" Sam said, smiling softly. "Don't worry, it's just like the Doctor said, you can't actually get hurt in here. And zombies aren't that hard to fight at all. If you can swing a bat, you can probably keep them away from you."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[identity profile] joan-notjane.livejournal.com 2008-10-03 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"So a baseball bat would be a good weapon of choice?" Joan asked.
likethegun: (i'm making an innocent face)

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[personal profile] likethegun 2008-10-03 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Definitely," Sam said, nodding. "If they get too close, try to aim for their heads if you can."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[identity profile] joan-notjane.livejournal.com 2008-10-03 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Thanks," Joan said. "I appreciate the tips."
likethegun: (i'm just ridiculously hot)

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[personal profile] likethegun 2008-10-03 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"No problem. Just remember, it's not real, so you don't have to actually be worried." Sam smiled at Joan. "You'll be fine, I'm sure of it."