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Journalism Class - Thursday, September 8
There is a note taped to the door of the Classroom.
"Assistant.
At 2 am when I went to catch a shower, I received a singularly rude awakening by an invasive tentacle. Being somewhat choosy about these things, I've taken a flamethrower and gone to the basement to make my displeasure known.
Take attendance. Turn on the feeds - they're voice activated and currently only respond to you, me and the principal. Make 'em pick a topic, choose sides and argue about it - the more emotional the better. Class can end as soon as one side capitulates or the minute violence breaks out - whichever comes first.
First person to resort to physical violence, however provoked, gets detention. Use your discretion as to whether or not the provokee deserves detention as well. I'll sign the slip when I get back.
If an article doesn't appear in my journal by midnight tonight, write an obituary and send it to Royce at the City Editor's Desk at the Word. All the information is on my personal laptop and the password is taped to the back of the door into my quarters. The system will let you in.
... and find out where the hell my interns are. I could have used someone to carry the damn flamethrower.
P.S. And if you aren't supposed to be in class today, find an intern and make them do it. You'll still have to turn on the feeds, though."
"Assistant.
At 2 am when I went to catch a shower, I received a singularly rude awakening by an invasive tentacle. Being somewhat choosy about these things, I've taken a flamethrower and gone to the basement to make my displeasure known.
Take attendance. Turn on the feeds - they're voice activated and currently only respond to you, me and the principal. Make 'em pick a topic, choose sides and argue about it - the more emotional the better. Class can end as soon as one side capitulates or the minute violence breaks out - whichever comes first.
First person to resort to physical violence, however provoked, gets detention. Use your discretion as to whether or not the provokee deserves detention as well. I'll sign the slip when I get back.
If an article doesn't appear in my journal by midnight tonight, write an obituary and send it to Royce at the City Editor's Desk at the Word. All the information is on my personal laptop and the password is taped to the back of the door into my quarters. The system will let you in.
... and find out where the hell my interns are. I could have used someone to carry the damn flamethrower.
P.S. And if you aren't supposed to be in class today, find an intern and make them do it. You'll still have to turn on the feeds, though."
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I love your hair! *admires*
*leans closer, speaks more softly*
just between you and me, I'm a bit nervous of the professor here. I don't think I'm very good at combat really, I just want everyone to get along...
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My hair is just dye ... on its own it's, like, a little lighter than yours is. We could probably get some in town if you wanted.
The professor is freaky. And I totally get you about wanting people to get along.