http://notsomouthymerc.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] notsomouthymerc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-09-18 11:27 pm

The Tournament - Danger Shop - Friday


Slade
Arms crossed over his chest as he surveyed what looked like a Colosseum, Deathstroke the Terminator was not amused.


This was an idiotic idea. He really needed yo be pickier about his jobs if this managed to get through the screening.


He was even less amused by his co-judges.

Tyler
Tyler was not particularly amused himself. "I thought we were supposed to take over the island, not spend the weekend playing Simon Cowell," he announced, folding his arms and glancing to the third judge. "And why is she here?"

Ghanima
"She is here because there is to be at least a show of fairness in these proceedings," Ghanima said coldly. "There are rules of engagement for these types of things, and your Mayor knows perfectly well they must be adhered to."

Deathstroke
"It's a fair tournament," Slade replied, looking at her out of the corner of his eye.

Lady Atreides
I do not doubt the fairness of the tournament structure," Ghanima replied blandly. "However, having judges that only represent one side of the contest would present an image of inequality that cannot be allowed if the results are to be accepted as valid. Don't you agree?

Mr. Durden
"Whatever you say," Tyler said, rolling his eyes. "We have to kill some time before we get the island, anyhow. May as well pretend to be fair about it. And it's totally not a rigged tournament. We got rules and everything." He rattled the sheet of paper in his hands, leaned into the microphone.


"Okay, 'The first rule of fi-', whoops, that's personal. Let me try something else." He shuffled the pages. "Two people to a match, they go on as long as they have to or until the bell rings, whatever's first." A pause. "This next rule is stupid. And I'd buy a drink for anyone who pulled off breaking that one." He tilted the page to show Slade.

Mr. Wilson
"Cross that one off," He said dryly. "And I don't think most of the people here are all that concerned about the image they give off, Miss Atreides.

Princess Ghanima
"The people? Not exactly. But in case you haven't noticed, islands like ours have their own rules," she answered. "Either we play by the laws of engagement, or we probably all wake up tomorrow as pink mice."


"And I do not know about you two, but pink is not my color." Ghanima held out a hand for the rules. "Anything we actually have to keep, gentlemen, or can we just throw the whole stack out?"

Tyler
"I'm always gonna vote for throwing them out," Tyler said flatly, passing the rules to Ghanima. "Everybody signed the waiver, anyhow."


There had been no waiver.


"I say we let the pirates start, and then add rules if we absolutely need them. I'm ready to see some fights."

Deathstroke
"As much as I don't want to say it--" Slade took a deep breath. "I agree with him."

Ghanima
So the two judges provided by the other island did not get along. Fascinating.


Ghanima's eyes flickered over the rules briefly and her mouth curled in distaste. "Well these are less-than-useless," she sighed. "Worse, they're boring." Attempts to sanitize combat always annoyed her.


"First match! Mr. Barbossa. Captain Jack Sparrow. Step forward, please. We're all waiting."


[[Wait for the OCD is up and Deathstroke will STILL kill you where you stand!]]

Re: Let the Battle Begin!

[identity profile] capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack made it back to the dock and did a truly impressive victory dance.