Survive Your Own Cooking - 3rd period - (9/17)

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Today was in the Danger shop as so very handwavily planned. Because today... there was SCIENCE. Reed Richards, Tony Stark and Hank Pym's bastard lovechild kind of science.

No, that didn't mean there was a clone of a god running about. That would just be silly.

"We are going to learn the very delicate art of boiling water today," Deadpool informed the class when they had all filed in. "Now, I know this can be done wrong many ways, but I think in this safe environment we can do this. Just think of me as the Jaime Escalante to your East L.A. tough street kids with hearts of gold."

A beat.

"Without any cheating involved."

Shaking his head, Deadpool soldiered on. "Now! We have two options for you kooky kids. You can either watch a movie for instructions--" He waved toward the faaaancy 'AV department which he wasn't actually sure the school had, so it might have just been stolen' television. "--Or you can just go to town and figure it out on your own. Like brave little pioneers. Just no dying of cholera along the way, that'll just get me in trouble and we really don't need that."

Because preventing cholera was a job bestowed upon him as a teacher. True story.

"Now break into teams of two and go to town!"

Comments

Re: Boil Water

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

"Pot, water, heat," Dōjima listed, making sure they had everything. "Now we get the thrilling task of making sure our difficult water doesn't boil over."

Re: Boil Water

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"What happens if we fail?" Hurley joked. "We'll get attacked by bears?"

Re: Boil Water

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

"We already had those drop-bears once this summer," she sighed, tapping her fingers thoughtfully. "So probably attack-ducks or something instead."

Re: Boil Water

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"Dude, what?" Hurley said. "I thought I was joking."

Re: Boil Water

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

"There were also bears that handed out sodas," Dōjima replied. "Blair got one to come to her big party. So, I'm thinking ducks. Or maybe militant chipmunks."

Re: Boil Water

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"...I like chipmunks," Hurley said. "They're, like, cute and stuff."

Re: Boil Water

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

Dōjima leaned over to peek at their water and grinned. "Yeah, but any chipmunks on this island are probably related to those evil radio squirrels. I wouldn't trust them."