Tyler Durden (
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fandomhigh2008-08-15 08:02 am
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Living on Your Own, Friday, Aug. 15, period 1
Tyler didn't seem especially inclined to chit-chat as he started class today, but that wasn't so far from his norm.
"All right," he said, once the students were all seated. "So you have a house -- decorated to your specifications -- and a job, and what you need is something to do in your down time. Drinking yourself into a coma is always a popular choice, and so is watching TV until your brain turns to goop. But on the off chance you need something more active to do and don't already spend all your time on the Internet arguing about plot holes in the new Z-Cases Movie, hobbies are good things. And knitting is a really popular hobby."
He held up a skein of gray yarn with knitting needles through it. "I learned to do this here. Eleven years ago, I could make a scarf. Right now, I can make a slightly better scarf. Here's how." He explained and demonstrated knitting, looking oddly proud of himself as he finished a few rows.
"The other popular thing to knit in Fandom, and I do not wanna know why, is dildo cozies." He held up one that looked like a very long, very skinny sock made from neon purple yarn. "There are patterns for those on your tables, should you feel so inspired."
"And that is it from me for the day, go ahead and knit. I'll be around."
"All right," he said, once the students were all seated. "So you have a house -- decorated to your specifications -- and a job, and what you need is something to do in your down time. Drinking yourself into a coma is always a popular choice, and so is watching TV until your brain turns to goop. But on the off chance you need something more active to do and don't already spend all your time on the Internet arguing about plot holes in the new Z-Cases Movie, hobbies are good things. And knitting is a really popular hobby."
He held up a skein of gray yarn with knitting needles through it. "I learned to do this here. Eleven years ago, I could make a scarf. Right now, I can make a slightly better scarf. Here's how." He explained and demonstrated knitting, looking oddly proud of himself as he finished a few rows.
"The other popular thing to knit in Fandom, and I do not wanna know why, is dildo cozies." He held up one that looked like a very long, very skinny sock made from neon purple yarn. "There are patterns for those on your tables, should you feel so inspired."
"And that is it from me for the day, go ahead and knit. I'll be around."

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"Excuse me, I believe Anemone is ..." She nodded to the butterfly. "Not able to participate in this week's activity."
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If he hadn't been listening to radio, he might even have been surprised. "That's probably a good guess," he said solemnly. "The needles are too big. How long's she been like that?"
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She had no idea what sort of creature Gulliver was, for that matter.
"This butterfly seems fond of her alcove. I might be wrong; perhaps she's a cat, out stalking mice in the woods. But it seemed likely. If she isn't, she may have a new pet."
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"Either way, when you see her tell her she's excused for the week."
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He tilted his head. "Is it easier for you to sit still now?"
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She considered the rest. "Somewhat," she admitted, blushing. "Older and more mature and yet I still want to chase after every gust of wind. I've spent too long, being still."