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fandomhigh2008-08-15 09:53 pm
doubleohblonde) wrote in fandomhigh2008-08-15 09:53 pm
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Summer Fitness [Period 2, Friday]
Despite the fact he was wearing eye-bleedingly colourful shorts, Bond was managing to make them look stylish, even attractive. He did not look very happy about it though.
Bond waited until the class had assembled to begin speaking. "Good morning, class. Before we begin today, I would like you all to put on the provided safety equipment," he said, indicating a pile of climbing harnesses, which, as they would have discovered while they donned them, were all connected to each other by several-metres-long lengths of cabling.
After the class had finished getting into their safety gear, Bond took hold of the nearest free length of cable and led them all down to the school grounds, where they would have been able to see a croquet field set up.
So, they were tied to each other to play croquet. In public. The class would have been forgiven for thinking there was something slightly off about this.
Bond quickly gave a lecture about the history and rules of the game, finishing with "Oh, and do remember to keep your harnesses on at all times, so you won't get lost. I really would prefer to end the class with the same number of students I started with."
It was entirely possible that Bond was channelling some issues about about the shorts here.
[Please wait for OCD up!]
[Roster|[Previous Classes]]
Bond waited until the class had assembled to begin speaking. "Good morning, class. Before we begin today, I would like you all to put on the provided safety equipment," he said, indicating a pile of climbing harnesses, which, as they would have discovered while they donned them, were all connected to each other by several-metres-long lengths of cabling.
After the class had finished getting into their safety gear, Bond took hold of the nearest free length of cable and led them all down to the school grounds, where they would have been able to see a croquet field set up.
So, they were tied to each other to play croquet. In public. The class would have been forgiven for thinking there was something slightly off about this.
Bond quickly gave a lecture about the history and rules of the game, finishing with "Oh, and do remember to keep your harnesses on at all times, so you won't get lost. I really would prefer to end the class with the same number of students I started with."
It was entirely possible that Bond was channelling some issues about about the shorts here.
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[Roster|[Previous Classes]]
Sign In - SF [Week 6]
Gear up! - SF [Week 6]
Listen to the Lecture! - SF [Week 6]
Don't go getting ideas about using those mallets on the teacher, no matter how richly he deserves it.
Play! - SF [Week 6]
Really.
Talk to Bond - SF [Week 6]
OOC - SF [Week 6]
Re: Sign In - SF [Week 6]
Re: Gear up! - SF [Week 6]
[Trufax: properly tightened harnesses, in my experience... Yes. 'Accentuate' certain parts of the male anatomy.]
Re: Sign In - SF [Week 6]
Re: Sign In - SF [Week 6]
Re: Gear up! - SF [Week 6]
Re: Listen to the Lecture! - SF [Week 6]
Re: Sign In - SF [Week 6]
Re: Sign In - SF [Week 6]
Re: Gear up! - SF [Week 6]
Reno and tacky-assed shorts? Securely harnessed.
Re: Listen to the Lecture! - SF [Week 6]
But it involved hitting things with mallets, so it couldn't possibly be that bad.
Re: Sign In - SF [Week 6]
Re: Play! - SF [Week 6]
Re: Sign In - SF [Week 6]
Re: Gear up! - SF [Week 6]
He was trying his best to ignore the very loud shorts he was wearing. He probably just ought to be grateful they weren't literally loud.
Re: Sign In - SF [Week 6]