How to Keep Your Neck in Modeling: A Mercenary's Guide to Fashion - Fifth Period - 07/21

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Despite the piracy abounds, Deadpool simply refused to allow that into his class. It was a serious topic, filled with very important things that could change lives and--

"Eyeliner!"

--Eyeliner, sure.

"And lipstick and that odd little tube with skin colored paste that looks kinda off under certain lights..." Deadpool just grinned at the class. "Today you all learn about the proper application of make up and try to help each other get the perfect nighttime look."

Or put on make up for his amusement.

One of those two.

"Now get into teams of two and start applying!"

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Re: Get into Groups

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

It would be cheating if she went with Romeo, so Dōjima decided to go find another cute boy to spend the class with.

"Don't worry," she said dryly as she approached Chuck. "I won't touch your face if you won't touch mine. Deal?"

Re: Get into Groups

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"It's deal," Chuck said, giving the girl a smile. "I don't think I'd be too good at applying make up anyway."

Re: Get into Groups

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

"It's not that hard, once you get used to it. You just have to pay attention to detail and have steady hands," she answered. She tapped her fingers on the desk and grinned. "Or are you saying you don't know what looks good on a girl?"

"I'm Dōjima, by the way."

Re: Get into Groups

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"I prefer it when girls don't have anything on them at all," Chuck said, smirking. "I'm Chuck."

Re: Get into Groups

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

"So the same way I prefer my men. Perfect," Dōjima replied airily. "So if the professor complains about our lack of make-up, we can claim we're going for the nude look."

Re: Get into Groups

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"It's summer. Nude is in," Chuck agreed. "Besides, he's the one dressed up in pajamas. He really shouldn't be judging us on how we look."

Re: Get into Groups

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

"Seriously, who let him teach a class on fashion?" Dōjima asked. "Does he even own more than one pair of pajamas? I'm pretty sure those are the same ones from last week."

Re: Get into Groups

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Maybe he has a whole closet full of them, like a cartoon character," Chuck said. He wouldn't put it past Deadpool. The guy was weird.

Re: Get into Groups

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

"If he is a cartoon character, then his nemesis is due to show up and drop an anvil on him. Isn't that how it works in American cartoons?" Dōjima wondered aloud. She wasn't discounting the idea at all. Rikku might like the guy, but Dōjima still thought he was a few fries short of a happy meal.

Re: Get into Groups

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Chuck snickered. "Unfortunately it won't incapacitate him. The thing about American cartoons is that nobody ever gets hurt for long. They just have cartoon birds fly around their head for a couple of seconds."

Re: Get into Groups

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

"Considering we already had the invasion of the talking parrots this week, I think that it wouldn't take much to find cartoon birds." She scowled down at her own rather wench-ish attire and shook her head. "Sometimes I really hate this island. Why did Professor Cartoon get to keep his pajamas, and my clothes all turned into rejects from the renaissance festival?"

Re: Get into Groups

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"From what I've seen of the guys, you girls got away lucky with your attire," Chuck said, looking around the room to see if any of the guys were dressed like pirates. "At least you ladies get to show off your...assets."

Re: Get into Groups

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

"At least I have rather decent assets to show off," Dōjima answered, completely unashamed. "I'd just like to be able to breathe sometime this year."

Re: Get into Groups

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"I won't complain if you decide to take it off," Chuck said with a leer.

Re: Get into Groups

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

Dōjima laughed and shook her head good-naturedly. "Well now, aren't you sweet? Normally I like a guy who gets right to the point, but I'm afraid I'll have to pass."

"If I did that, we both have to answer to him," she said, pointing over at Romeo, "and he gets a bit, well, territorial at times."

Re: Get into Groups

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Oh, you're the girl Romeo is dating then?" Chuck asked, smiling. "He is a very, very lucky guy. I'd be territorial too."

Re: Get into Groups

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

"Has he been spreading rumors about me again?" she asked, leaning back in her chair to wave at Romeo. "I tell you, that incident at the store was not my fault. But yes, we're dating."