How to Keep Your Neck in Modeling: A Mercenary's Guide to Fashion - Fifth Period - 07/21

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Despite the piracy abounds, Deadpool simply refused to allow that into his class. It was a serious topic, filled with very important things that could change lives and--

"Eyeliner!"

--Eyeliner, sure.

"And lipstick and that odd little tube with skin colored paste that looks kinda off under certain lights..." Deadpool just grinned at the class. "Today you all learn about the proper application of make up and try to help each other get the perfect nighttime look."

Or put on make up for his amusement.

One of those two.

"Now get into teams of two and start applying!"

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Re: Get into Groups

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"You know, I'm not actually sure what their reasons are," Hannibal said. "Maybe they want to be prettier? Maybe they want to cover up a zit with something besides a bandaid?"

Re: Get into Groups

[blinkandsneeze.livejournal.com]

She laughed. "Possibly all of the above, but they don't know how to go about it, and it winds up only being a mess and confusing everyone."

Re: Get into Groups

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"Exactly why I don't put stuff like that on," Hannibal said. "I'd try and end up looking like a whacked out clown."

Re: Get into Groups

[blinkandsneeze.livejournal.com]

She blinked at him. "A clown? Like from a circus?"

Viki pondered that.

"...that'd be quite a lot of makeup really."

Re: Get into Groups

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"Like from the circus," he confirmed. "And you've never seen me try anything with makeup. It'd be pretty bad. For me. You'd probably laugh."

Re: Get into Groups

[blinkandsneeze.livejournal.com]

"Probably," Viki admitted. "Though, really, that's not the sort of thing you want to say when Mr. Deadpool just told us to put make up on each other."

Re: Get into Groups

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"You wouldn't do me up like a clown, would you?" Hannibal asked, frowning a little dramatically.

Re: Get into Groups

[blinkandsneeze.livejournal.com]

"I never would," she assured him. "Clowns aren't nearly common enough in our world for me to even know how."

Re: Get into Groups

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"Good deal," he said. "And I wouldn't do that to you either. I don't know where half this makeup crud goes on a girl."

Re: Get into Groups

[blinkandsneeze.livejournal.com]

"So, perhaps, out of fear for clowns and becoming them through our ineptness, we should refrain from this exercise and hope Mr. Deadpool doesn't notice?"

Re: Get into Groups

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"I'm good with that," Hannibal, grinning. "No need for either of us to get mucked up in makeup."

Re: Get into Groups

[blinkandsneeze.livejournal.com]

"It would, though, be much less confusing than it was this weekend while I wasn't me but wasn't someone else either."

Re: Get into Groups

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"Say what now?" Hannibal asked, having missed that fun.

Re: Get into Groups

[blinkandsneeze.livejournal.com]

"There was an experiment involving hats," Viki explained. "And then I was me, but not me, and really I was two people but the other person was two people as well and it was terribly confusing but rather interesting."

...Viki was probably not the best one to explain this.

Re: Get into Groups

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Hannibal blinked and tried to understand that. He really did. "Huh?" Didn't work.

Re: Get into Groups

[blinkandsneeze.livejournal.com]

"I was me and her?" Viki tried. "And she was her and me?"

Re: Get into Groups

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"Like...you traded lives?" Hannibal guessed.

Re: Get into Groups

[blinkandsneeze.livejournal.com]

"Well, no," Viki said, "though maybe, even though I did still work at the hotel which is a very me-ish thing to do because that's a Viki-thing and not a her-thing."

Re: Get into Groups

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"So, you...traded bodies?" Hannibal said, going for the next best but much weirder guess.

Re: Get into Groups

[blinkandsneeze.livejournal.com]

"I suppose so," she conceded. "In a way. I was shorter than normal, at least."

Re: Get into Groups

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"Well. Huh." That was about all he could think of to say in response to that. "You okay and everything?"

Re: Get into Groups

[blinkandsneeze.livejournal.com]

"As well as I ever am," she assured him. "It was very comforting to get my hair and face back even if she took good care of it."

Re: Get into Groups

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"Yeah." He tried to imagine someone else in his body and shuddered at the thought. "How'd you switch bodies again?"

Re: Get into Groups

[blinkandsneeze.livejournal.com]

"There was a hat," she said vaguely. "And I think she had a hat as well, though I don't know for sure, though it'd be interesting if she didn't and there was only one hat, don't you think? But there was the hat, and then a switch was flicked."

Re: Get into Groups

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"Huh." He was completely confused but didn't wanna give that away. "And then you were someone else? Kind of."