Ash's Art Appreciation, Lecture #1

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::Ash sits, his feet propped up on his desk,awaiting his coffee::

Alright, sign the attendance sheet, sit down, and shut up! There will be time for discussion after the presentation.

::dims the lights, and starts up the slide projector::

Alright, we're gonna start with the most basic of concepts, knuckleheads.

::He clicks to the first slide. It merely reads "WHAT IS ART?" in big blue letters::

That's right, what is art? I'm sure you could find a definition in one of them dictionary thingies, but I'm just gonna show you, got it?

::Clicks to the next slide, "The Mona Lisa"::

Art!

::Clicks to the next slide, Warhol's "Campbell's Soup Can"::

Not art!

::Next slide, "The Birth of Venus"::

Art!

::this continues for a good hour, of Ash simply declaring famous paintings Art or Not Art::

Alright, that's the lecture for today. Now, talk amongst your pretty little selves, and don't be afraid to ask any questions.

Comments

Re: ATTENDANCE SHEET

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*Callisto is quite obviously there, as evidenced by the slide-projector and the steaming cup of coffee straight from the Fandom High cafeteria on Ash's desk, but she signs in just to be on the safe side.*

Re: ATTENDANCE SHEET

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::nods to Callisto when he sees her::

Good work, baby. Treat yourself to that donut? ::laugh::

Re: ATTENDANCE SHEET

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*grins fakely at Ash*

*starts sketching on her notepad*

*while crude, the sketches clearly show a big-chinned man undergoing Hieronymus Bosch inspired tortures*

Re: ATTENDANCE SHEET

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

*whispers*

Nice work. Needs some of those weird bird things he says aren't art

Re: ATTENDANCE SHEET

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*winks and adds in bizarre bird-like creatures pecking at the big-chinned man's feet*