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fandomhigh2008-07-09 08:40 am
tricksy-spy.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomhigh2008-07-09 08:40 am
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How to Blow Things Up: Week 1, Period 5
"Morning, all," she said with a grin. "For those of who who don't know me, I'm Alianne of Pirate's Swoop. Feel free to call me Aly, if you have a need to be formal, duani is also acceptable, but the first person to call me Miss Aly gets things thrown at them. The class is How to Blow Things Up. Hopefully explosions are acceptable to all of you-" she rocked back on her heels with a smile - "Because we're going to make a lot of them."
"But not quite today. Today I want to get to know you and talk about a few important things before anything gets blown up. First of all, not all of our classes are going to be in the Danger Room. We're going to be working with real explosives with the real possibility of people getting hurt. That means that if we're working with them and I tell you to do something, you need to do it immediately. No questions, no what-ifs, no counterpoints, get down or get out of the way or stop what you're doing."
"If you think that's going to be a problem for you, that's fine, but you need to go find a new class now."
"Secondly, this is a class about explosives - C4, hand grenades, TNT, the like. We're going to have a class on magical ways, but outside of that , if you have special abilities that allows you to blow up things - or set them on fire -" she glanced at Zukoif he was there "I'd prefer the focus stay on the more chemical explosives."
"And finally," she began passing out what looked like basic floorplans of the school. "For the last class, you're each going to design a strategy for blowing up the school. I realise the idea is a bit passé after the past year, but let's pretend it's not the case. Take the floorplans, take a look at them, and keep the project in mind as the workshop progresses."
She paused, watching the class. "Now that that's out of the way, why don't you all introduce yourselves - even those I've already met, yes, and tell me a bit about yourself as well as your familiarity or experience with making things go boom."
[OOC: OCD iscoming up yay]
"But not quite today. Today I want to get to know you and talk about a few important things before anything gets blown up. First of all, not all of our classes are going to be in the Danger Room. We're going to be working with real explosives with the real possibility of people getting hurt. That means that if we're working with them and I tell you to do something, you need to do it immediately. No questions, no what-ifs, no counterpoints, get down or get out of the way or stop what you're doing."
"If you think that's going to be a problem for you, that's fine, but you need to go find a new class now."
"Secondly, this is a class about explosives - C4, hand grenades, TNT, the like. We're going to have a class on magical ways, but outside of that , if you have special abilities that allows you to blow up things - or set them on fire -" she glanced at Zuko
"And finally," she began passing out what looked like basic floorplans of the school. "For the last class, you're each going to design a strategy for blowing up the school. I realise the idea is a bit passé after the past year, but let's pretend it's not the case. Take the floorplans, take a look at them, and keep the project in mind as the workshop progresses."
She paused, watching the class. "Now that that's out of the way, why don't you all introduce yourselves - even those I've already met, yes, and tell me a bit about yourself as well as your familiarity or experience with making things go boom."
[OOC: OCD is
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