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How not to get Killed - July 8 - 3rd Period

Yondaime waited for everyone in the Danger shop and when the students filed in they would find themselves on top of a giant toad, looking out over a dark valley where an army fought a monstrous fox with nine tails.

He looked over his shoulder as everyone filed in. "Welcome everyone. This class is going to focus on ways to not getting killed in different situations. A good life lesson for anyone I think," he said continueing to grin brightly and ignoreing the scene that was happening behind him.

"Since today's the first class I'm not going to actually make you fight that," he said motioning to the fox behind his shoulder. "But you can suggest what you would do to survive the situation after you introduce yourselves of course."

[OMFG I totally forgot that it was Tuesday... this doesn't bode well for the rest of the week. Warning link does go to Youtube.]

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Like you always do.

"Well I'm going to start, since that seems to be the tradition. I'm Arashi Uzumaki, also known as Yondaime Hokage. Yondaime is my title, Arashi is my name. I'm not particular as to what you call me. I've been a ninja since I was six years old and this fight you see behind me?

Well, lets just say that back home they think I died from it."

Edited 2008-07-09 01:28 (UTC)

"So, the creature behind me was called the Kyuubi. A giant nasty demon fox with nine tails that could do no good. It was attacking my village and since it was a demon there seemed to be very few options to us on how to get rid of it and or survive it's continuing attacks."

He paused for dramatic effect... that and the Kyuubi took down a hill that caused a lot of noise.

"What would you suggest?"

He was smiling... a lot.

It really beat the alternative.

OMFG I hate Tuesdays.

Serisously, I was thinking class was going to be up tomorrow. Don't know why cause I knew my class was on Tuesdays.

*headdesk*

This day was just the day from hell. I'm going to sit in a corner and cry so expect kinda sp from me.

sorry.

Edited 2008-07-09 01:37 (UTC)

Deidara

Ella of Frell

Temari

Deidara had been completely prepared to be bored and possibly even mildly insulted by this teacher, too.

This would not be boring.

He hesitated before saying anything, studying his black-lacquered nails intently.

"They do think that, don't they?" Deidara finally said, looking up and grinning.

"I'm Ella," Ella introduced herself, looking only slightly apprehensive about the class subject matter. "I've got no training as a fighter, but i would like to be able to take care of myself."

Ella sounded very tentative indeed as she suggested, "Could it be reasoned with? Many creatures can be, if you know their language."

Though the fox didn't look like it was a talker, really.

"Temari of Sunagakure," She said, chin held high. "Jounin."

Really...he was required to answer this? Deidara just smirked. "Sealing it works. Especially since jinchuuriki aren't nearly as strong as everybody claims. Thank you for making things that much easier!"

Temari just crossed her arms over her chest and looked at him to see if this was a genjtusu.

She knew the answer to this one already. And wanted to see if he did too.

*snuggles from the completely wrong account*

To say that Arashi was startled to see someone wearing that particular uniform would have been a complete understatement. It took every ounce of control he had not to attack him right then and there.

"So he sent you to spy on me? Is that it?" He glared.

"Nice to meet you Ella," Arashi smiled back and noticed her apprehensive looks and smiled more. "Survival and not getting killed isn't always about being a good fighter, sometimes it's just about being smart and thinking things through."

Ella smiled back. "That's what I hope to do, then. Think things through and talk my way out before anyone dies."

Arashi smirked slightly seeing Temari. "You're Kazekage's daughter," he said in recognition. "I'm surprised that a Jounin would be here though."

"At the time, there really wasn't any chance to reason with it," he smiled sheepishly. "It kind of showed up out of nowhere and started attacking. That and it can be difficutl to talk to someone that's several stories taller than you are without getting in good teeth range."

"'He'? Which 'he'?" Deidara asked. "I've been here for a while now, and I'm only just now seeing you. That's not very condusive to 'spying'." He shrugged. "In any case, I'm Deidara. Nice to meet you, Yondaime Hokage."

"I'm surprised a dead Kage would be here," She shot back, glancing over towards Deidara.

Edited 2008-07-09 01:55 (UTC)

If only looks could really kill.

Not that he would ever want to kill a student. Really!

"How would you seal it?" he frowned back. "Since most methods seemed to end with the sealer getting killed."

*and snuggles from another really by-far wrong account*

Arashi looked back at her with a curious look. "Yes?"

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How not to get Killed - July 8 - 3rd Period

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