French 101, Period 5, Final [4-24]

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Jean-Paul sat behind his desk, playing with a Rubik's Cube at high speed. "This was going to be in the Danger Shop, but I forgot to tell you all that, so congratulations, plan B. Your finals are on your desk. No talking. No telepathy. Something about how you've been a wonderful class goes here. Begin."

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Disdainfully.

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Johnny Storm

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John Sheppard

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Jim Halpert

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Before the Final

[notanactualfairy]

Panic! Or, you know, review.

Re: Before the Final

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny wasn't really worried about the final, but he was going over notes and looking through his French phrase book just in case.

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[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

John hadn't really studied so much as slept. And then drank. He was hoping a quick cram would help him out.

Take the Final

[notanactualfairy]

1. How would you use the following phrases in French: //The cat is on the table. The mouse is in its hole. The monkey is on the branch.//?

2. What does 'je ne sais quoi' mean?

3. You are trapped in Paris. How would you find your way from Montmartre to the Eiffel Tower? Bonus points for use of the catacombs.

4. Translate the following into French:

a. But why has all the caffeine gone?

b. No, thank you, Mr. Depp, I am in a committed relationship.

c. I have the best teacher in the entire world.

d. This semester is finally over. Rejoice!

5. Montreal, Paris, and New Orleans cage match. Who survives?

Re: Take the Final

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

1. Quand quelque chose fait peu à aucun sens du tout.

2. I do not know.

3. Demandez des directions.

4. a) Mais pourquoi a toute la caféine partie?
b) Non, le merci, M. Depp, je suis dans un rapport commis.
c) J'ai le meilleur enseignant dans le monde entier.
d) Ce semestre est finalement fini. Réjouissez-vous!

5. New Orleans.

Re: Take the Final

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

1. While dressed as a transvestite and performing a stand-up comedy routine. In a very confused, and messy, jungle cottage, when explaining the surroundings to someone over the phone.

2. I don't know what.

3. Using a map and pointing a lot.

4. a. Mais pourquoi toute la caféine a-t-elle disparu?
b. Non, merci, M. Depp, je suis dans un rapport commis.
c. J'ai le meilleur professeur dans le monde entier.
d. Ce semestre finalement plus de. Réjouissez-vous!

5. Montreal, but only because they cheated like cheating things.

Re: Take the Final

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Jim's grammar was poor and his word choice was spotty. And he missed several classes this semester.

But the important thing was that he finished the class with what may have been barely a passing grade.

Also, Montreal wins that cage match. Jim knew where his teacher came from, after all.

Re: Take the Final

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Chad whose mun is too lazy right now did rather well on his final. Not exactly perfect, but still pretty well. All that studying and already having studied other languages definitely worked to his advantage.

Talk to the Teacher

[notanactualfairy]

Tell him how crazy he is.

OOC

[notanactualfairy]

...I'm nuts. That is all.