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The Chef and Das Schnitzel come into the cafeteria wearing thick rimmed glasses. The Chef is wearing green converse sneakers and Das Schnitzel is wearing pink converse sneakers. Das Schnitzel is having trouble walking as she is not used to wearing shoes. But she dares someone to make fun of her. She'd kick their ass.

Tudey is geek cheec dey! Veer sume-a cuul Veezer glesses und poot oon zee Frunz Ferdeenund! Und veet thet gues cuul geek fuud!

-Meesu Suoop (pleese-a, nu meesu hurny jukes)

-Cumeec Book Cheeckee Petteees

-Halo Hut Dugs

-Conferse-a Creemed Curn (testes a beet leeke-a roobber)

-VW Boog Beked Eleska

Und leettle-a coopcekes thet sey "Fute-a fur Drecu Melffuy" in greee iceeng. Yoom! Bork Bork Bork!