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Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 04/14

Deadpool was trying very hard to ignore the weetiny sheep clinging to him right now. There was even one clinging to one of his knifes!

...

He was watching that one extra close.

But he had a job to do, darn it. "Good morning class--"

"Baaaaaaah."

Deadpool paused, waiting for them to be done. "--oooohkay. So today we'll be learning why televsion lies to use about forensic--"

"BAAAAAAAAAAH!"

He rubbed his forehead. "--Just enjoy the show, okay?"

"...baaaaah."

"Shut up! I will make wee little lambchops, okay? WEETINY LAMBCHOPS."

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She grinned at him, undisturbed by the sheep attempting to play with her hair. "You could always do it again, you know. If you wanted more cookies."

She'd totally pay up.

"Oh, how you tempt me..."

She gave him her most innocent look. "Don't you think it'd be worth it?"

Innocent.

Riiiiiight.

Deadpool just eyed her for a moment. "You know. That's kinda creepy."

...

She blinked at him. Innocently. "What's creepy?"

"The whole--" He gestured in a way that might have mean 'dying squirrel' in sign language. "--innocent crap."

"What's creepy about it?" Ino wanted to know. "I'm good at it."

"But I know you're not," Deadpool replied. "So... it's all creepy."

"I'm still not understanding why, Deadpool-san," Ino said, wiggling her fingers at a wee little sheep. "I'm not creepy at all."

"It's okay, Ino." He nodded in a way that maaay have been condescending. A wee bit. "Just don't do that to me. It's just wrong."

...

...

Oh, he totally asked for it.

"Why?" Innocent as she could be.

"I'll throw things at you."

"I'll hold your cookies ransom."

...Cruel minion.

"I'll stab you."

Wide innocent eyes.

"I'll tell Yondaime-sama."

"I'll tell him to have his kid mail you letters." Maybe. Probably not.

Shut up.

...

...

"And what'd that accomplish?" Ino asked blankly.

"...I'll tell him that you have a thing for him too. And that he needs to let you down gently."

Ino wanted to shudder, but stayed strong.

"And I'd see to it that you never got a cookie again." A beat. "From anyone."

Oooo! That was a good one.

"And that maybe he should do it in person. Just in case you're still harboring these feelings."

Oh. Ewww.

"I'd sic Kabuto on him," she said. "You wouldn't want that to happen now, would you?"

Deadpool raised an eyebrow. "I dunno... I might put my money on Naruto."

She smirked.

"It wouldn't be an overt battle, geez." Ino looked pleased with herself. "But Kabuto could totally mess with his head."

Deadpool just gave her another look. "Have you met this kid? Does he ever not get in fights?"

She rolled her eyes. "It's easy enough to stop him. Just have Sakura hit him."

Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 04/14

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