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The Art of Cool: Class 13, Period 2 (Friday, April 11)
Today, class, today was a very special treat! And one that was completely unrelated to Tink having an enormous, massive hangover. Completely!
There was something to be said for not keeping a stash of booze in the office. "Meaning you people are watching a movie!" Barney exclaimed, grinning happily. He wasn't hungover. He just got others drunk.
Yes! A very important story about a powerful, wonderful, rich woman and the ungrateful whiny bitch employee who couldn't handle simple tasks and thought she was too good for the job and wrote a "fictional" book sobbing about how hard her life was and she was never, ever going to be as awesome as Anna Wintour. Stupid girl.
"She didn't know how good she had it," Barney agreed. Tink was a slave driver to a much higher degree than that Wintour chick. But also, hotter. If not crazier. "Real journalist, you'd think she was doing the fluff crap Robin did on the nightly news back in New York. Have I told you about that Tink? True story, I paid her to say nipple on air and also to dance but she fell in horse crap instead. It was Awesome!"
Oooooh, that meant it was story time! Not for the boring students, for herself and Barney in the back of the room during any bits of the movie that Meryl Streep was not being fantastic. So! Children! Enjoy this wonderful movie, The Diva Wore Gucci, and afterwards have a riveting class discussion about how being the editor of a fashion magazine is hard and having snippy employees who can't follow directions makes it even harder. Didn't that sound like fun?
"Weasley," Barney called out. "Help out grandpa and monitor the noise, hmm?" There was a reason they had a TA: Torture.
There was something to be said for not keeping a stash of booze in the office. "Meaning you people are watching a movie!" Barney exclaimed, grinning happily. He wasn't hungover. He just got others drunk.
Yes! A very important story about a powerful, wonderful, rich woman and the ungrateful whiny bitch employee who couldn't handle simple tasks and thought she was too good for the job and wrote a "fictional" book sobbing about how hard her life was and she was never, ever going to be as awesome as Anna Wintour. Stupid girl.
"She didn't know how good she had it," Barney agreed. Tink was a slave driver to a much higher degree than that Wintour chick. But also, hotter. If not crazier. "Real journalist, you'd think she was doing the fluff crap Robin did on the nightly news back in New York. Have I told you about that Tink? True story, I paid her to say nipple on air and also to dance but she fell in horse crap instead. It was Awesome!"
Oooooh, that meant it was story time! Not for the boring students, for herself and Barney in the back of the room during any bits of the movie that Meryl Streep was not being fantastic. So! Children! Enjoy this wonderful movie, The Diva Wore Gucci, and afterwards have a riveting class discussion about how being the editor of a fashion magazine is hard and having snippy employees who can't follow directions makes it even harder. Didn't that sound like fun?
"Weasley," Barney called out. "Help out grandpa and monitor the noise, hmm?" There was a reason they had a TA: Torture.
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