Principal Connor? A question.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Would it be too early in the semester to start a Gun Club? Some of us, as you know, are licensed weapons holders, and while we would definitely abide by school rules regarding bringing our weapons on campus, the opportunity to compare experiences would be valuable. It was suggested that you yourself would be a *perfect* sponsor for this club.

Also, while I intended to sign up for P.E. classes, I now find my schedule fairly full, and I'm not sure if I'll be able to participate, since no set roster for phys ed has been made available. Is there any chance of a martial arts club forming here, too? I'm still working on my belts in karate and judo, and I'd like to find someone to practice with.

Thank you for your time.

M. Parker

Comments

[janet_fraiser]

Damn it, Parker. Just when I was thinking you were a hopeless snob, I find out we have some interests in common.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Et tu, Librarian's Pet?

Guns and kicking ass are vital, sanity-saving entertainment. Especially at boarding school.

And I am *not* a snob. I just like having my own way! You'd be like this too, if you had enough money to get away with it!

[janet_fraiser]

Well, Daddy's Girl, sarcasm and an attitude can only take you so far. Gotta have something to back it up with, don't you?

And I highly doubt I'd be like you even with the gobs of money you seem to be spoiled with. *smiles* But that's okay. Let's make a pact to get together and try to kick each other's asses on a regular basis, shall we?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Goddamnit, Fraiser. I am going to be so pissed if you make me like you.

*shrug*

Yeah, whatever, issues, spoiled, who cares.

I'll kick your ass if you're willing to attempt to kick mine. *looks down*

How short *are* you, anyway?

[janet_fraiser]

*smiles sweetly* Well, Parker, I'm going to be equally pissed if you make me like you.

*glares* And it doesn't matter how short I am; when you inevitably get your ass kicked due to your take-no-prisoners attitude, I'm the one who can patch you up without bothering the school nurse, whom I presume has to write up an incident report and send it to Daddy Dearest.

*smiles sweetly again* If you're nice to me, which I'm presuming you're capable of. But that's okay. And by the way, Parker? Height doesn't matter if you've got a gun in your hand.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*thoughtful look*

whisper How are you on obtaining birth control measures? I'm on a patch anyway, but.... it pays to be prepared.

normal voice I can be nice! Look at my icon! That's me, being nice!

Height may not matter, but it's lovely to have it. *twirls*