...by garbing yourself in the proper attire. There are a large number of identical costumes (http://arago4.tnw.utwente.nl/stonedead/movies/holy-grail/thumbnails/03-we-are-all-britons.jpg) available, in all different sizes. Get dressed and help yourself to a shiny crown, sword and shield and don your chainmail and tunic.

[ooc: Feel free to interact with each other in this thread, the rest will be individual quests.]