ext_250630 ([identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-03-24 10:53 am
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Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 03/24

Today Deadpool had an assortment of weapons and odd baggies filled with powder on his desk.

Fake, of course.

Well... just don't try any of them, okay? That might be the best move with him.

"Today, yes I know I mentioned learning about felonies, but I got bored trying to write it. So! Today you all are going to learn to hide weapons and other paraphernalia when people are frisking you!"

No, he wasn't even going to bother adding any not dirties here.

"Split into groups of two and get crackin'! One will be the frisker and the other will be the friskee!"

Which reminded him to pick up food for Max...

"Good luck!"

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[identity profile] time-flyer-5.livejournal.com 2008-03-24 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"So that's why you're not sure." Jen gave him a slight grin. "I think I might've still been able to see the outline of it under your coat, though."

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[identity profile] repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com 2008-03-24 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Exactly," Peter said. "Sometimes I don't even know I have a power until it manifests. Like the last one."

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[identity profile] time-flyer-5.livejournal.com 2008-03-24 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Around here, that must get a little inconvenient," remarked Jen. "Aha -- is that a bag of suspicious powder there, or did you have a craving for instant oatmeal today?"

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[identity profile] repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com 2008-03-24 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Would you believe I care a great deal about eating right in the morning?" Peter asked, giving her puppy eyes.

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[identity profile] time-flyer-5.livejournal.com 2008-03-24 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Even Jen wasn't immune to the effects of the puppy face, it seemed, although she'd never say as much. "I guess with all those powers you need the extra iron intake, huh?"

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[identity profile] repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com 2008-03-24 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Plus you never know when you'll be called upon to donate blood," Peter said.

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[identity profile] time-flyer-5.livejournal.com 2008-03-24 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Jen laughed. "Such an upstanding citizen, and yet here I am searching you for contraband."

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[identity profile] repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Which says a lot about why I won't be voting Republican," Peter said. He gave a wry grin. "Once I'm old enough to vote, anyway."

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[identity profile] time-flyer-5.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
The specifics of the American political system in the twenty-first century were a little outside of Jen's field of knowledge, but she knew just enough to get the reference, and grinned back. "The cop in me says I should go ahead and bring you in, but I'm kind of tempted to let you off with a warning."

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[identity profile] repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
"I promise I'll never do it again?" Peter said, going with the puppy eyes once more.

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[identity profile] time-flyer-5.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Good thing Jen had never actually dealt with a perp with puppy eyes.

(Two hundred eyes, yes, but that was completely different. Also, ew.)

She cleared her throat and adopted her most authoritative posture as she shook a finger at him playfully and intoned, "Okay, don't let me catch you at this again, got it?"

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[identity profile] repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Peter nodded solemnly. "Yes ma'am."